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backcountry scale

The scale (also know as “BC”) used to rate a chic you see in the back country, vs. in a big urban area like r your hometown. Generally you get a +2 bump up since almost every backcountry chic is full granola.
Damn! That chic was fire. At least an 8 on the backcountry scale. Solid BC 8.
by ACL shredder October 12, 2023
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the redwood scale

a measurement of the number of proverbial redwood trees shoved up a person's rectum at any given time. The higher the redwood count the more unpleasant the person.
What a bitch, she's at least a 3.5 on the redwood scale
by MidwayDrFleming January 11, 2004
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The Crunk Scale

A Scale Devised by sociopsycologist and rapper Lil' Jon to describe the magnitude of energy, or crunkness, at a party. Crunkness is rated on a ten point scale with 1 being the lowest. This scale is highly subjective, so what is crunk for some might not be for others.
Guy 1: Dude that party last night was a ten on the Crunk Scale!

Guy 2: no it didn't you dumbass, it was a 2!
by eseguety April 10, 2009
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On a Scale of 1-Fail

When a comment, idea or situation is so bad it requires a rating on a scale.

Because Scales and Fails are SRS BSNESS
"On a scale of 1-Fail, I'm feeling your idea is all fail"

"On a scale of 1-Fail Steve, your comments on late-term abortions are pointing towards fail"

"After telling my friends I had important work to be doing and couldn't come to some chicks b-day party at work, yet instead sat in my underwear sweating profusely until 3am pounding the ass of a giant dragon with an extremely low chance of dropping some sort of epic item for my elf alter-ego

At this point I Realised, On a Scale of 1-Fail.. My Life was all Fail"

"Steve: Oh god man, I sneezed so hard I think.. I think I shat my pants.

Dave: I'm not even bringing the scale in on this one, gtfo Steve, I Don't even know why we hang with you man"
by Phauxed June 13, 2010
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The Dourif Scale

The scale on which someone's coolness is based, reaching from -100 to +100 Dourifs. 0 Dourifs is average. Named after the actor Brad Dourif, who is universally accepted as a cool and talented person.
Dude, you know Nick Griffin? I've heard he is one of 3 people in the world to rate at -100 on The Dourif Scale.
by Bassinator March 17, 2011
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The FAB Scale

A very accurate and new measurement scale used to measure the hotness/attractiveness of a man or woman. It's an acronym: F stands for Face, A stands for Aura (personality, how they carry themselves, etc), B stands for Body (figure, boobs, rump, etc.). Each letter is given a number out of 10, ending either with a number out of thirty or something like this: 7F-5A-9B.
Boy #1: Ok, what about Jennifer Aniston?
Boy #2: On the FAB scale, 8F-9A-7B. If you're referring to the "Friends" era, 9-B.
by jelloshotjerry June 24, 2015
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The Buscemi Scale

The measurement of a video game's character creation system in recreating actor Steve Buscemi's face.
I love Skyrim, but I don't it's customization options come close to cracking the Buscemi code, I think it gets a 6 on The Buscemi Scale.
by Jlwiesler July 27, 2015
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