Spoon bag

To be surepticiously screwed by a superior while they pretend to be doing right by you.

I told Mark straight up what needed to be done, but he screwed me while saying it's all good. He spoon bagged me again.

by Drunkenfun June 10, 2016

Spoon

An insult,
Someone you don't trust with a fork.

"Josh is such a spoon."
"Oi Tony pass the ball you spoon."

by Oompada November 26, 2016

sanoon

The most awesome, attractive, great looking Pearson! Have a wide smile kind and helpfully to everyone .

Hey I found a girl bro !

She was attractive smart and sanoon

by Naruuuu December 28, 2016

spoon tuba

To play the spoon tuba is to fart while being the little spoon.

You're big spoon tonight! Last night you were playing the spoon tuba.

by Mintynachos September 22, 2017

spoonbait

A naked or lightly clothed person lying alone in a bed, rolled in a ball.

Someone perfect for spooning.

My cousin stayed over at the weekend, and can I tell you, she is such spoonbait.

by SpoonMeDaddy October 19, 2017

Spoon Act of 2006

Legislature passed by the United States Supreme Court in 2006 defining the regulations of all manufactured spoons to be produced with built in cameras to ensure security of all drawers

Bro how’d you take that picture with a spoon ??? Bro all spoons have cameras, have you seen the spoon act of 2006?

by LilCuck May 24, 2018

Spoon

A complete idiot that is so stupid they have a mind of a fucking utensil.

"Oi mate, what a spoon you are!"

by SpudManDom June 16, 2018