Cock Tripping

To enter a state of profound psychedelic trance / euphoria / physical inebriation after prolonged contact with the male genitalia.

Symptoms of a "Cock Trip" may include, short bouts of unconsciousness, temporary insanity, hallucinations, inability to stand/walk, incoherent speech, loss of memory.

Man 1: "I tell you mate, last night was surreal. I shagged my girlfriend so hard for so long she nearly blacked out, then she went all fucked up on me. She started gibbering absolute nonsense, whenever I touched her skin she kept on having orgasms. Finally she stood up and promptly collapsed on the floor, so I had to pick her up and drag her to the toilet so she didn't piss all over my bedroom. About 10 minutes later she crawled out, going on about something I couldn't figure - after that she didn't remember a thing. I tell you, she was cock tripping hardcore".
Man 2: "Indeed?"

by Licking my mothers ballbag January 12, 2012

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Striking when the irony is hot

The ability to immediately respond with a witty remark. Antonyn: Facebook Wit

Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday.
Dan: (7:32): Hell yeah! (pun totally intended ;)

Dan has a talent for striking when the irony is hot.

by Bayviewite June 29, 2011

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Shrimping

(v)When a guy attempts to/perform(s) oral sex on themselves.

He was so busy shrimping himself he didn't notice us walk in.

by Captain Pope December 1, 2016

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Shipping Mentality

The mindset in which a particular someone is continuesly shipped with every single person he/she speaks to. They are shipped regardless of age, sex or current relationships

Boy 1: Hey did you see Sander speaking to any name at all? I ship it so much.
Boy 2: Dude, that's just shipping mentality, get real.

by SanderVW February 6, 2017

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