slotted spoon

A person who is a unlikable and kind of an asshole.

Steve is a slotted spoon.

by artistotle May 05, 2017

Short spooning

When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.

Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!

Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.

OR

Mom: why is there food all over Junior?

Dad: He short spooned me

by k. jordan February 25, 2009

Spoons Dad

Wetherspoons waiter who shares wisdom, humour and concerns. Looks out for you whilst you get drunk on a budget.

"Good effort, remember to keep hydrated"

"Mate, check Clifford out, he's being a proper Spoons Dad".

by MurrMiteFish9 June 28, 2022

Southern Spooning

The act of spooning in which the little spoon is facedown in the bed and the large spoon is on top.

“Did you hear about Jenny’s accident. She suffocated while southern spooning with chad.”

by Escriben March 28, 2020

spoon material

You would make a good boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.

He has a really nice butt. He's definitely spoon material!

by Attorney@lawl August 28, 2015

Spoon bag

To be surepticiously screwed by a superior while they pretend to be doing right by you.

I told Mark straight up what needed to be done, but he screwed me while saying it's all good. He spoon bagged me again.

by Drunkenfun April 14, 2016

spoon collector

a super hawt, skinny, slayful woman whom everyone is in love with.

Wow! Bella is such a spoon collector!!!

by spnclrtr July 06, 2022