by Rick May 18, 2004
Get the eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed mug.When your friends name is Sofia (likes childish things) and you have no other GOOD nicknames to give to your friend.
Another definition: A cartoon character from Disney that is a princess named Sofia, and comes from the show Sofia the First.
Another definition: A cartoon character from Disney that is a princess named Sofia, and comes from the show Sofia the First.
Me: My friend needs a better nickname then just Sofia, any ideas?
Other friend: Oh how about Sofia the first. lol.
Me: omg that's great
Other friend: Oh how about Sofia the first. lol.
Me: omg that's great
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Get the sofia the first mug.Software that is not free software or semi-free software (the same thing as free software except that it can only be used for non-profit things).
by a thing June 26, 2005
Get the proprietary software mug.A flacid (limp) penis. Antonym: hard-on. A soft-on is generally produced by a woman with absolutely no sexual appeal.
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When a woman is asleep and her male counterpart successfully performs intercourse to the point of inter-vaginal ejaculation without waking her up.
If the woman becomes impregnated the child must be named Jonathan, regardless of its gender so that the male's friends can covertly understand exactly how the child was conceived.
The act must be performed without the use of sleep enhancers, e.g. Roofies, or alcohol.
When a woman is asleep and her male counterpart successfully performs intercourse to the point of inter-vaginal ejaculation without waking her up.
If the woman becomes impregnated the child must be named Jonathan, regardless of its gender so that the male's friends can covertly understand exactly how the child was conceived.
The act must be performed without the use of sleep enhancers, e.g. Roofies, or alcohol.
Dude1: "This is my daughter, Jonathan."
Dude2: "You are my hero." (Laughs uncontrollably)
Girl: "What is so funny? Is it because my daughter has a boy's name? Fuck you, Dude 2!"
Dude1 and Dude2 High-Five. "Soft Jonathan" successful.
Dude2: "You are my hero." (Laughs uncontrollably)
Girl: "What is so funny? Is it because my daughter has a boy's name? Fuck you, Dude 2!"
Dude1 and Dude2 High-Five. "Soft Jonathan" successful.
by Baby Jonathan November 5, 2011
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