Sucking buttermilk

When you have to use #2 (take a shit) so bad that your asshole quivers uncontrollably as you green apple quick step to the bathroom.

Me: Man, I almost did not make it to the restroom!
Friend: why you say that?
Me: my asshole was sucking buttermilk as I rushed to get to the “throne”!

by Texas Shithouse Poet September 4, 2020

Shocking

When you bring cupcakes to a birthday party when a cake is expected.

It was very shocking when you brought Cupcakes to my birthday, there is no birthday without a cake!

by Paradeiser October 16, 2020

sucking bitch

Not as perverted as you thought! Sucking bitch refers to when the smoke from a fire follows one person in the group.

Josh has been force to suck bitch all night

Dude I’ve been sucking bitch at Billy’s bucket of knowledge fire all night! .

by Billy bucket of knowledge October 16, 2020

Shocking Hell

/ˈʃɒk/ɪŋ/hɛl/

used for emphasis or to express shock, annoyance or surprise. Often used as a replacement to swearing.

Person 1: "Have you heard that Adam has been sacked?"
Person 2: "Shocking hell, you're joking? What for?"

by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020

sucking major booty

(v.) The term you use when you want to say "sucking ass" (aka being bad at something) but you're in a situation where you can't swear.

(With regards to a sport) That kid is sucking major booty right now. Does he even know how to play?

by AtlanticComputer November 27, 2020

Sucking me

It means like in a form of someone hating on you. Instead of saying someone is hating on you, you can say they’re sucking you.

“Keep sucking me.”
“Oh they’re talking shit about you.
It’s fine they’re just sucking me.”

by xxdarlingxx February 4, 2021

Slucking

sucking and slurping dick/sucking and slobbering/sucking and sliding on the dick

Girl last night I was slucking on his d**k

by Kiarakissess April 2, 2021