Scraping the shit off my back

To wipe away one's daily hassles.

The other day I had a blast scraping the shit off my back while listening to ASMR in my bathtub.

by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016

scrape the bird

Similar to "Choke Your Chicken". Scrape the Bird is to masturbate without any lube.

I was so turned on, I had to go home and scrape the bird.

by LeDarke November 16, 2017

scraping at the door

The feeling one gets when a bowel movement is rapidly approaching the exit-- a line adapted from the film Ghost Rider: Sprit of Vengeance where Johnny Blaze (Nicolas Cage) describes his Ghost Rider alter-ego as "scraping at the door."

"Can you hurry up? I need the bathroom, it's scraping at the door!"

by headfangs April 25, 2019

scraping for dimes

describing someone who is low-income or living in poverty

Homeless people in Arkansas can be seen scraping for dimes when money is low.

by HerbJones September 16, 2023

colon-scraping

verb: the act of having anal intercourse; see also n. colon-scraper; related-words poopdick

Dude, I'm going on a date with this CK1 tassle tonite... I think I'll be colon-scraping until dawn!

by pigglywiggly March 14, 2008

tape scraper

A manager who is obsessed with the trivial, while completely unconcerned with the substantial issues of the working environment. The reference comes from a boss who would prefer that you'd scrape the scotch tape off the break room table than actually complete a work project.

Sara's boss is such a tape scraper. She insisted that she clean the tables when she should have been helping the patrons waiting in line at the reference desk.

by hobrarian October 26, 2008

ankle scraper

Extremely large penis/dick. One that is said to "scrape your own ankles"

"Hot Wings has a giant crank!" - Listener
"Yea, what a real ankle scraper!!" - Eric Zane

by Mallen92 November 1, 2008