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Russian Cheesestick

A sexual position between a male and female where the male puts his penis in the females rectum and masturbates her with a stick of string cheese.
She told me she was hungry while we were having sex, so I gave her a Russian Cheesestick.
by Zipzowkerplow June 29, 2010
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Russian and Italian

The act of rubbing your penis between breasts and ass-cheeks, respectively.
Dude 1: i went russian and italian on that chick last night.
Dude 2: sweet.
by mrsmrsir October 5, 2011
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Russian Sex Dragon

The Russian sex dragon is when you poop in someone's mouth, stitch their mouth closed, then tickle their butt cheeks until the poop comes out their nose
Person 1: Hey how's your day?
Person 2: Great, I just gave my son a Russian sex dragon!
Person 1: Poggers!
by fartbagmcdonalds March 3, 2021
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russian

-says "blyat" before starting every sentance
-ends sentances with "nahuy"
-parents stay up in the kitchen with their friends drinking...later than youll stay up in your whole life.
-eat;kapusta,kapchonka,perog s makam, borsh, salad olivye, and ookrayeenskiy tort.
-guys have bad acne
-wear crosses too much if they are a rooskey
-get kicked out of the jcc
-dont go to temple anymore
-see a friend at a store like....marshalls.....t.j.maxx....or cohoes.
-never look for anything thats not on sale/ clearance
-buy 5 dollar tops and then try to get a discount because there is a mark/rip on the shirt.....
-purposly look for clothes or marks on stuff that they can fix when they come home and still get a discount for
-buy something, replace it, and use the old tag from the old thing
-like to go to disco-techs....even if they are 50.
-go to gayass new years celebrations at some russian restaraunt or apartment party house with an old russian guy singing balalyka.
-bad accoustic guitar music that all sounds the same.
-alla pugacheva.
Russian: blyat, i went to T.J Maxx and rip off...i paid 2 dolla fo that top...it has hole! they give me no discount nahuy!
by nyushenka November 22, 2006
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russian george

One who isn't even worth being a tool.
George, you have absolutely no use to me, go away.
by Negger March 10, 2004
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Russian Diaper

When a woman has copius amounts of Pubes that travel from front, down past the vag, then back up past the ass giving the illusion that they are wearing a hairy diaper. Mostly promenant with Russian woman, hence the name.
John: "Dude, I wouldn't go down on Jane"
Mark: "Why man, she's smokin hot"
John: " Check out that treasure trail, she's definatly got a russian diaper"
Mark: "Good Call"
by OGMang June 11, 2008
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Russian sex doll

A sex doll made to appear Russian in ethnicity. Often they are given a Russian name.
Larry has a huge thing for Russian sex dolls; he just can't get off on a sex doll unless it is blonde and named Anastasia or something.
by LKLD December 11, 2009
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