Rectallection

The inability to remember any relevant data, facts, information or “shit” that was previously discussed in conversation because of fatigue, age, dementia or ingestion of mind altering substances.

I have no rectallection of anything I said last night because I was so inebriated!

by Ofashea October 21, 2025

video-rectalitis

a shitty outlook on life.

Don't spread your video-rectalitis around here.

by Jonrush@ETEXAS August 13, 2005

optical rectal refractions

it is where your eyeballs drop down to your asshole and you get a shitty outlook on life.

someone who is negative, optical rectal refractions.

by rockin randall 1973 September 30, 2009

Spectral Rectal

When one is participating or is forced into anal sex with a ghost or demon. This is seen in Paranormal Entity and 8213: Gacy House.

"Don't watch 8213: Gacy House man!"
"Why?"
"Spectral Rectal, 'nuff said."
"With a chick?!"
"A fugly-ass guy!"
"Oh, shit..."

by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012

Golden Rectangle

When a physically fit male has a toned back consisting of broad shoulders, a trim waist, prominent shoulder blades, and an overall sleek shape. In mathematics, a golden rectangle follows the "golden ratio". This ratio makes the rectangle appear more perfect and symmetrical to the human eye. Henceforth, the name of a sexy male back is a golden rectangle because it's the most attractive shape.

I was at Olive Garden checking out a cute waiter when he turned around. Perfect golden rectangle! My palms got all sweaty and I flashed him a smile.

by Hinwer May 18, 2014

Hyper-rectalcranialitus

A fancy term for constantly having your head up your ass.

Used to describe certain groups of people who dial 911 for no reason with a BS medical complaint.

Patient: "Hello,911? Yes I think I'm having a stroke, I think I've had it for a month!"

EMT: "No sir, you have Hyper-rectalcranialitus. It's a pretty severe condition that you may need to get looked at. For removal of the cranium from rectum, it may require surgery."

YO HEADS UP YO ASS.

by Cletus Filibuster September 6, 2016

The Rectangle

The best vehicle in the world. It runs at the great speed of 0.1 mile per hour and can climb at any angle or even drive upside down. It flies, it swims, it's the Rectangle! It can grant up to 3 wishes. It is usually driven by a granny. They live in Wengen, Switzerland.

I saw the Rectangle in Wengen last week.
The Rectangle granted me a wish, it's awesome.

by vialeex December 29, 2017