red wedding

a magnificent and spectacular stage performed by The Boyz on the sh1t show called ‘kingdom’.

A: hey, why are you crying?
B: the boyz’s ‘red wedding’ performance is so beautiful it doesn’t feel real

by horserider April 23, 2021

Red Panda

When you eat something with red food coloring, and turns your poop a red tint color!

Melissa ate her red burnt peanuts and later yelled from bathroom that her poop looked like the head of a red panda!

by Thumperpanda August 25, 2022

Red, White, and Bluekkake

The patriotic facial you get after your buddies take turns chugging Dark Berry Bash and punching each other in the kidneys while rubbing one out to Walker, Texas Ranger. Ideally on Independence Day. Or any Tuesday night at Applebee's.

I forgot my face paint and the fireworks start in an hour!

Don't trip, we can give you a Red, White, and Bluekkake!

by MyaNus2000 October 12, 2022

Red sus

Red is suspicious

Green: Red sus
Red: How!?
Green: I saw you kill and vent.
Red: I didnt do tha—

Red was not the Impostor.

by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022

Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack

The act of doing a girl doggy style, slapping her and talking shit to make her angry, then grappling her like a vice all the while continuing to fuck her raw from behind. Then, pulling out, spitting on her back (pretending to have let loose the bazooka) further grabbing her head and forcing deep throat. Then, ejecting the bazooka in the throat and saying something funny triggering the white dragon. Then, BAM! punching her in the face, thus, completing the Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack.

"My girlfriend broke up with me as soon as I completed the Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack."

by Igorius Christo April 17, 2008

red river

A girl at "that" time of the month.

When the red river flows, take the muddy path.

by BigPimpDaddy May 7, 2004

Red Slobster

The act of rapidly masturbating, causing your shaft to turn red; then jizzing on your hand and lubricating your whole shaft with all the jizz, let it marinate in the jizz for awhile, then acquire your target, most likely an asian hooker, then slap her with your red slobster of justice. Be careful, a counter attack created by asian hookers has just been released, further information is not known. Do not perform this attack on black people of any kind.

Ex.1

50 Year old pedophile used Red Slobster attack!
8 Year old asian boy used barrier shield!
The barrier shield failed!
Red Slobster is super effective!
8 year old asian boy fainted!
50 year old pedophile wins!

Ex. 2

Abusive Black Man: Eh, Nigga did you just red slobsta mah lil' mama? Please tell me it was legit!

Random: Nah Dawg, dat aint me.

Abusive Black Man: Ah, okay nigga peace.

by Slice Of Russia July 29, 2009