Post-Malonnial, noun: An individual of the generation younger than Millennials, usually born later than 1998. A play on the edgy modern musician's title "Post Malone" coupled with the thought of "post-Millennial."
plural: Post-Malonnials
plural: Post-Malonnials
"I can't stand these Post-Malonnials, their shitty pop music, their ghosting, and their hookup game bullshit."
"Stop dating 21 year olds, dude. You're 31."
">Implying the generation gap makes it sensible for people to lie a fuckload and keep me on a leash."
"Did you just imply verbal greentexting through an Urban Dictionary example sentence?"
"My life is in shambles, much like the future of these Post-Malonnials thanks to late-stage capitalism coupled with post-modernism."
"Stop dating 21 year olds, dude. You're 31."
">Implying the generation gap makes it sensible for people to lie a fuckload and keep me on a leash."
"Did you just imply verbal greentexting through an Urban Dictionary example sentence?"
"My life is in shambles, much like the future of these Post-Malonnials thanks to late-stage capitalism coupled with post-modernism."
by AKnightAlone December 24, 2018
One who is driven to constantly post (comment) on social media just to see ones name. Also the act tagging copious amounts of people in their picture post who have no interest in the pic. Also to include knowingly asking the same question posted many times before to an interest group or message board. First used by George Panzitta in Facebook Dj Idea Sharing in early 2013.
by MrPeabodysTeacher August 19, 2014
by Ms Old School November 06, 2018
A Facebook post that acquires a significant amount of 'likes' but fails to arouse any meaningful amount of discussion. These are usually funny but irrelevant pictures or short, vague status updates no really one cares about.
I was disappointed to find that my picture of penguins humping each other at the zoo quickly became a 'like' post.
by SeattleCracker April 27, 2011
1. (noun) After a pre-gauge, the gauged and the guager get together and discuss the friendship-threatening prank and discussed what we learned from it.
"I was crying my eyes out during the post-gauge... who knew that I would learn so much about myself by having my best friend drive my car into the lake!"
by OUtlET December 28, 2005
by Tamiel June 10, 2016
The act of posting, tweeting or blogging something at a specific time or in a specific time frame for optimum likes, retweets, or reblogs, etc
Girl 1: I saw what you posted on Tumblr last night! It got 50 notes!
Girl 2: Yeah it's cause I queued it for when most people were on Tumblr.
Girl 1: Ahh strategic posting, good idea!
Girl 2: You know it!
Girl 2: Yeah it's cause I queued it for when most people were on Tumblr.
Girl 1: Ahh strategic posting, good idea!
Girl 2: You know it!
by Ladymikmaq June 16, 2011