Something or someone that is completely useless. One cannot fully understand paste until doing acid.
by Shawn Maglicic December 28, 2005
Get the Paste mug.When the vallet parks your car right in front of the establishment you are patroning; a sign of respect for your ride.
When Kim and Megan went to Howl at the Moon in my 350Z, the vallet posted it right next to some Mercs and BMW's; they could see it all night from the patio.
by Youthful Wisdom February 14, 2006
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example in a conversation:
Jess: "I got an 1180 on my SATs, what did u get?"
Bob : "I got a 1340. Posted Bitch!!!!"
Jess: "I got an 1180 on my SATs, what did u get?"
Bob : "I got a 1340. Posted Bitch!!!!"
by cc March 21, 2005
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Get the paste-eater mug.Paste, (v). to shoot viscous white fluid onto someone, i.e. come or semen. Used as a common San Jose CA slang in the 80s. Most popular on the south side on Union and Cambriana near two rival high schools, Pine Hill (where the special needs kids went) and Valley Christian (where the rich yuppies' kids went).
(v). to beat up, or pretend to be beaten up, by or from a fellow student at the bus stop near the rival schools, or any school really.
(v). To pretend to have super powers that allow you to shoot the paste from your fingers, not your penis, followed by slushing noises. Usually if you do this you will be considered a moron or deranged.
(v). to beat up, or pretend to be beaten up, by or from a fellow student at the bus stop near the rival schools, or any school really.
(v). To pretend to have super powers that allow you to shoot the paste from your fingers, not your penis, followed by slushing noises. Usually if you do this you will be considered a moron or deranged.
Horse: Wow, that Jake really pasted Sally all over her face, or so I heard.
Mint: Yeah? I thought it was that other chick and she swallowed that lode.
Horse: Oh yeah, but later on we gonna paste Jory's ass at the bus stop.
Mint: The other kinds paste?
Horse:Yeah, shoot, I'm not queer. I mean I is going to smack that grin off him.
Mint: Yeah? I thought it was that other chick and she swallowed that lode.
Horse: Oh yeah, but later on we gonna paste Jory's ass at the bus stop.
Mint: The other kinds paste?
Horse:Yeah, shoot, I'm not queer. I mean I is going to smack that grin off him.
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