popesunami

A rare phenomenon of babylonian proportions in which hugemongous waves of people are drawn toward an epicenter known as Pope. The effects of a popesunami can be felt around even the most continental countries and to the uttermost depths of the cities. A popesunami can last for several days and affect the lives of millions of people.

Reporter: Can you tell us what happened to you during the recent popesunami?
Man: I was leaving my house with my wife and son when this huge wave of people coming out of nowhere dragged us down the street. I must have gone as far away as five blocks before I was able to grab an energy pole and get myself out of it.
Reporter: What about your family?
Man: I thought I would never find them... until I saw them on the news, stranded on the top of a sandwich truck!
Reporter: And how did they come back to you?
Man: They were rescued by a team of firefighters specializing in popesunami.
Reporter: Are they okay now?
Man: They will need some time to recover from all those pope t-shirts and papal flags.

by spz! September 1, 2013

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Popeye

Performing a blow job out the side of ones mouth. Like the position of Popeye's pipe.

Suck it like Popeye

by SGJB September 12, 2013

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Popecation

1. When the Pope takes a vacation.
2. When the Pope's visit to a city encourages working from home and, or taking time off.

1. For the third year in a row, Francis has declined to take a Popecation to his house above Lake Albano. Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI is on a permanent Popecation.
2. Popecation 2015 has blessed me with the ability to turn work time into beer time.

by Gr0dan November 4, 2015

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