2 definitions by spz!
The long-awaited event promoted by the legendary Knights of the Apocalypse. Originally named Apocalypse, the Apocalooza is a more extravagant version of the original concept, which will now feature not only monumental floods, out-of-this-world fire storms, and epic plagues, but also the fantastic financial collapse of civilization and the spectacular demise of moral principles on every level of society. The date of the event hasn't been announced yet but it shouldn't be too far away now.
"Let's have giant pizza."
"What? I thought you were on a diet!"
"Tomorrow is the Apocalooza."
"I'll have a double shake then."
"What do you wanna be when you grow up, Billy?"
"It doesn't matter. Tomorrow is the Apocalooza."
"Let's vandalize the school then."
"What? I thought you were on a diet!"
"Tomorrow is the Apocalooza."
"I'll have a double shake then."
"What do you wanna be when you grow up, Billy?"
"It doesn't matter. Tomorrow is the Apocalooza."
"Let's vandalize the school then."
by spz! June 24, 2013
A rare phenomenon of babylonian proportions in which hugemongous waves of people are drawn toward an epicenter known as Pope. The effects of a popesunami can be felt around even the most continental countries and to the uttermost depths of the cities. A popesunami can last for several days and affect the lives of millions of people.
Reporter: Can you tell us what happened to you during the recent popesunami?
Man: I was leaving my house with my wife and son when this huge wave of people coming out of nowhere dragged us down the street. I must have gone as far away as five blocks before I was able to grab an energy pole and get myself out of it.
Reporter: What about your family?
Man: I thought I would never find them... until I saw them on the news, stranded on the top of a sandwich truck!
Reporter: And how did they come back to you?
Man: They were rescued by a team of firefighters specializing in popesunami.
Reporter: Are they okay now?
Man: They will need some time to recover from all those pope t-shirts and papal flags.
Man: I was leaving my house with my wife and son when this huge wave of people coming out of nowhere dragged us down the street. I must have gone as far away as five blocks before I was able to grab an energy pole and get myself out of it.
Reporter: What about your family?
Man: I thought I would never find them... until I saw them on the news, stranded on the top of a sandwich truck!
Reporter: And how did they come back to you?
Man: They were rescued by a team of firefighters specializing in popesunami.
Reporter: Are they okay now?
Man: They will need some time to recover from all those pope t-shirts and papal flags.
by spz! July 26, 2013