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Cabbage Patch

Term for : Ugly/Geeky people who think they Are the cutest thing alive & can get with anyone they want when in all reality no body likes them. pretty much just an Ugly conceited person whom nobody likes.
Girl: Ew, was that eddy over there just trying to hit on you?

Friend: ughh yeaa! he is suchh a cabbage patch. he thinks he's soo cool with his 99 cent pay-less shoes when no body even likes him, he doesn't even have any friends.

Girl: HA! i don't blame people for not wanting to be someone's friend who's THAT ugly & conceited!
by Green_Ducks September 24, 2010
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plachta

When you take copious swigs of alcohol (rum,vodka,whatever) in front of a crowd of people for the delight of all. Gargling said beverage is also advised to enhance the crowd appeal.
-"Man, did you see him plachta that rum in front of the cop?"
-"Yeah, at least we got her to take her clothes off for him"
-"Ah... I love Panama City"
by John January 9, 2005
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Cabbage Patch Porn

When a hippo penis wrinkles up at your grandparent's house due to the enemas wrinkling going on there and you are being video taped by thee elderly people through a window
hey grandma are you up for some cabbage patch porn making tonight?
by CabbagePatchLover69 July 11, 2010
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cabbage patch

"She had hair everywhere, so I said, 'you dumb bitch, shave your cabbage patch!'"
by JW#1 November 4, 2006
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patcho

The way a person with a strong accent say the word "fatso". Preferrably from The Philippines. (also referred to as fobs)
As used in fob a sentence : Oh my gad, you are getting so patcho now, diba?
by Yourname February 24, 2005
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cabbage patch

A cash machine or any other Automated Teller that dispenses currency, aka money, dosh, green, cabbage.
by Josephus April 19, 2007
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Patch Up

Term used for putting on hangover patches for a night of drinking to prevent a hangover.
You better patch up, tonight's party is going to be crazy!
by patch up April 21, 2014
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