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Whey Protein

What poor mother fuckers drink when they dont have Ultra Peptide 2.0.
Jason: Whey protein.... what poor mother fuckers drink when they don't have Ultra Peptide 2.0.
DaveMan: Word
Jason: Shit sucks. Sucks donkey cock. I think it was designed for girls.
by GoodJobDaveMan January 3, 2010
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protein milkshake

The semen a woman swallows after a dude cums.
After Melissa jerked off John, Brenda proceeded to guzzle down his protein milkshake.
by Senior Winces April 16, 2005
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pirate shot

Taking an 8 oz shot of straight hard liquor in one go. Chasers optional. If you get 1/4 down, you're a landlubber, 1/2 is a deckhand, and 3/4 or more is a pirate. The Captain status is reached if the shot goes down in under 5 seconds and/or no chaser is used.
Eric and Stan finished their pirate shots last night, Catherine was a deckhand, but Gwen is now a Captain.
by Lindsai January 11, 2009
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Pirate Pete

Where a guy kicks a chic in the shin and then he jizzes in her eye, making her hop on one foot and hold her eye acting like a pirate.
Max the hottes fucker in the world just gave that chick the sickest pirate pete forever.
by ChickenFucker May 13, 2005
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pirate doctor

A physician that happens to work with and on Pirates. This doctor specializes in sword and cannon wounds. He wears an eye patch and scrubs with a sword at his side.
The infamous Patch Adams was a pirate doctor and was responsible for keeping the Crew of the Black Pearl Healthy and happy.
by JesseJack November 15, 2007
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protein kiss

A slang term for fellatio. The giver may or may not swallow.
Melissa gave Daniel a mind blowing protein kiss for her birthday.
by sas517 July 24, 2011
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ass pirate

an insult implying the individual is gay
to steal or bang ass
Jim-"ARG there be the booty i be wantin to score"
Chris"Damn it Jim you're such an ass pirate"
by England June 10, 2005
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