Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.
I'm so fucking constipated. I spent 40 minutes pinching a loaf and wound up only pinching a biscuit.
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Pulling a Colbert, or to pull a Colbert. Related to "pulling a Stewart", q.v.
Taken from The Colbert Report, a pinch-snatch is to pinch one's eyeglass stem and then use the same hand to snatch one's eyeglasses from one's own face while fixing a piercing, somewhat imperious eyeglass-less stare on someone, or upon a handy nearby camera.
Lends instant gravitas to the pinch-snatcher and makes the subject or target feel he is under intense judgment and surveillance. Best when deployed in the midst of an important sentence brimming with gravitas, such as, "There can only be one answer to the problem Republicans present America... PINCH-SNATCH... truthiness." or "You want to know what I think, Jeff? I'll tell you what I think. I think... PINCH-SNATCH... it's Miller Time."
The pinch-snatch is incomplete and impotent without the added accessory of a cleverly arched eyebrow.
Taken from The Colbert Report, a pinch-snatch is to pinch one's eyeglass stem and then use the same hand to snatch one's eyeglasses from one's own face while fixing a piercing, somewhat imperious eyeglass-less stare on someone, or upon a handy nearby camera.
Lends instant gravitas to the pinch-snatcher and makes the subject or target feel he is under intense judgment and surveillance. Best when deployed in the midst of an important sentence brimming with gravitas, such as, "There can only be one answer to the problem Republicans present America... PINCH-SNATCH... truthiness." or "You want to know what I think, Jeff? I'll tell you what I think. I think... PINCH-SNATCH... it's Miller Time."
The pinch-snatch is incomplete and impotent without the added accessory of a cleverly arched eyebrow.
"The stalwart, masculine, patriotic and trustworthy news anchor turned facing me filled with gravitas, deployed a pinch-snatch, arched his eyebrow, and reported the bird dropping had indeed been in his sandwich, as I suspected."
by Brandywine September 22, 2006
Get the pinch-snatch mug.While known to innocent unknowing people as a shortened version of pinky promise, more "experienced" people understand it to mean a vague reference to a fingering.
EITHER:
innocent: "alright then pinky me"
experienced: "what the hell? get away from me sicko"
innocent: "but . ."
experienced: "fuck off"
OR:
experienced: "how about you pinky me?"
experienced: "you know i will"
innocent: "alright then pinky me"
experienced: "what the hell? get away from me sicko"
innocent: "but . ."
experienced: "fuck off"
OR:
experienced: "how about you pinky me?"
experienced: "you know i will"
by josh45 November 27, 2006
Get the pinky me mug.Jimmy was at the drugstore buying condoms and the very thought of the night he had ahead of him had given him an erection. However, at the checkout, Jimmy suddenly experienced a pinch flat when the obese, middle-aged woman at the counter gave him a wink.
by swimswimswim May 10, 2009
Get the pinch flat mug.This is necessary to be done when dingleberries from the previous visit to the lou are found while wiping. After the primary wipe, a secondary wipe must be done in which you pinch the dingleberries and pull quickly to remove them.
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Get the pinch and pull mug.Did you see John with the pink sweater around his neck trying to flirt with Sophie?
He's such a pinky bi guy!
He's such a pinky bi guy!
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