pineapple-ing

word used in place of the word sex/sexual activities

Lauren: Would you like to pineapple with me?
Kyle: OK!!!!

or

Lauren: What were you doing last night?
Liz: I was pineapple-ing with some boy.

pineapple-ing by Lauren and Liz November 9, 2006

Pineapple Express 

The route and how fast a pineapple can be shoved up your ass.

"Dude that shit went up there pineapple express"

"No shit"

Pineapple Express by pillheadme February 7, 2009

pineapple express 

Is the sexual act and/or process performed by males, which consist of eating sweet fruits such as pineapples to generate sweet tasting semen or male ejaculate primarily for the receiving sexual partner to taste or eat after a facial

"Dude last night I gave her a taste of the pineapple express. She noticed i had eaten some pretty sweet Dole pineapples."

pineapple express by norcaldude707 October 16, 2008

pineapple upside down cake 

euphemism for cunnilingus

That girl is so fine I want some pineapple upside down cake!

pineapple upside down cake by KellyG September 24, 2006

pineapple swirl 

When a girl drinks a pineapple smoothie and gives you head. Not the best due to the citrus causing your dick to sting.

Bro #1: "Dude that girl totally gave me a pineapple swirl last night! "
Bro #2: " Yo man is your dick okay?!"

pineapple swirl by chickenn00blesoup June 3, 2016

Pineapple Slicer 

where a monkey slices his shit into pineapples and shoves it into a Muslim's anus and violently rams his arm, with said pineapples, in a repeating motion until flowers grow in the Sahara Desert.

Joel: "Faggot, I'll kill you."

Chris: "Hey, slut, watch that mouth or I'll give you a pineapple slicer."

Joel: "But I'm not a Muslim."

Chris: "You will be.'

Joel: "What is this...I don't even..."

Chris: "AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY..."

Pineapple Slicer by niggabegoodsticks November 13, 2010

Pineapple Party

A party where males particularly Fraternity members pick out upcoming sorority members to have sex with

I hooked up with this chick I picked out at the pineapple party.

Pineapple Party by Salvatore95 April 24, 2017