Lagoon Poon

Comparable to swamp ass, Lagoon Poon's potent force can instantly soften even the sturdiest of boners . Most common symptoms and signs of "lagoon poon" are a puffy irritation and vast swelling of vagina lips. When encountering hookers with wet, sticky pubic curls; chances are, she suffers from lagoon poon. The collection of pussy sweat often creates a twat slime similar to the texture of infant diarrhea and is often mistaken for grandmas famous meat loaf. Lagoon Poon is a category five cunt funk condition, and although many slam pigs can't help it, they sure can tame it with a simple baby wipe.

Jamarcus: "Bruh, look like dat bitch threw up in her lap my nigga. Slime be dripping through dem yoga pants my nigga"

Denzel: " True my nigga, dat sweaty box be a sure case of Lagoon Poon my nigga"

by dirtyernie92 July 17, 2014

Fish Poon

When a girl's vagina has an extremely foul and fish-like odor to it.

Dude! Why would you even think about fucking her !? She has MAJOR fish poon !

by Mike Mig December 9, 2008

sonic poon

Multiple Queefs, one after another. At least 4 in a row are needed. Similar to a Sonic Boom, although if equal in loudness it's suggested the women seeks medical attention.

i) What the hell was that sound last night?

I reached Sonic Poon with some bar skank I picked up

by The Spike Returns March 10, 2009

lazy poon

is a young rachael hagerpoon, who sleeps till noon,
and howls at the moon.

she has extremely holey pants, and feeds of of coffee and cigs.

she has an EXTREMELY large penis as well

titties!
lazy poon

by JOBYYY October 23, 2010

poon shoppin

(verb) the act of seeking out, or shopping, for the poon vagina.

Sebastian: Yo, man! Want to go play chinese checkers?
Matthew: No way. I'm going POON SHOPPIN tonight!
Sebastian: I don't know what that is.
Matthew: I know, and you never will.

by call me matt February 18, 2009

poon wagon

a sexual or romantic bandwagon; to be on the poon wagon means to be in a relationship or simply getting tons of ass. Typically a phrase used towards males.

Rodney: Hey man you've been hitting on her for weeks, just hop on the poon wagon already.

by BallsDeepInVaseline September 29, 2011

e-poon

Female equivelant of e-peen

Dave, you have the bigger e-peen when it comes to gaming, but Veronica has the biggest e-poon!

by Mykrobe June 24, 2008