Sour Patch Kids

When you apply bug spray on your penis and ejaculate your semen in her mouth and she gives you a sour face.
I went camping with my girl and the bugs were so bad I ended up giving her a sour patch kid.

My girl hates when the mosquitos come out, not because she gets bit but because I always end up giving her a mouth full of sour patch kids
by Dat1boii June 20, 2020
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Sour Patch Kids

A sour candy that slowly gets sweeter the longer it stays in your mouth
Girl:Oh no I dropped my Sour Patch Kids
Boy:Then pick them up you lazy bitch
by Rizz queen June 17, 2023
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sour patch kid

when a girl sucks 2 guys dick who’s cum tastes salty and one taste sweet
tom and john gave me a sour patch kid last night
by sour patch kids inc. May 05, 2021
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Oh yeah he’s a sour patch kid
by puhzenjai October 30, 2019
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Referring to all social media picture posts as LAME.
General from someone who doesn't use social media and thinks it is a joke, government policing system.
Basically, Say social media posts are for the grossest of people.
FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched
F-Patched Oh, I scooped that girl/guy off of Tinder and they FPatched me all over their Instagram and FFB the day after our connection.
FPatch my nuts on your accounts, Baby!

I was F-Patched at my cousin's wedding and my mom will not stop sharing it with everyone.

Yeah, we can F-Patch the video, no faces though....
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To be posted on lame ass social media
FPatch

FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched
Don"t FPatch me on your post Urban DIC>
FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched
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Patch it

Where a slag wants you to go away
I’ve got no bra on so patch it
by Poppy Ellison August 09, 2018
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