Open your eyes

What you say to people who've recently smoked marijuana.

Alex: Gee, this concert is da bomba!!!
Sam: Whoa...I'm so high right now...
Alex: Open your eyes dude, you're missing the show.

by burkeri September 2, 2011

open slather

A term coined on Twitter by @Archie21012 referring to the corruption of the Trump regime, in particular Price's and Pruitt's travel expenses and Trump's own cashing in at his own properties and billing the government for outrageous expenses.

This type of grifting, it's called "open slather."

by mrburlesk October 1, 2017

ethiopian can opener

a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a penis in sexual stimulation.
(frozen poo dildo)

i didn't have a dildo so i made an ethiopian can opener instead

by ethiopiancanopener November 11, 2008

Open Door Policy

The act of relieving ones bowls whilst leaving the door open.

My neighbors were quite shocked when they saw my "open door policy" enforced.

by Multiplebabyarms December 19, 2003

Your backpack's open.

You're walking around completely clueless while making a fool of yourself.

Your backpack's open. Your making a fool of yourself.

by Wap Master February 14, 2022

Open-door Lassie

The act of taking a shit with the bathroom door open, performed by a female.

"bro where's Sarah? "
"Oh she's just taking an open-door Lassie"

by Sassbun November 23, 2017

Opening Dracula's Coffin

Another word for farting.

Pesron A - 'Yuk whats that smell?....God, it smells like someone has just opened dracula's coffin!'

Person B - Yeah sorry mate, it was me, I farted.

OR

Person A- 'Uh oh guys I'm opening dracula's coffin!'

by Jackmanflash March 14, 2012