Old Man Jankins

A old man, typically used in a stereotypical way of a cranky old man, that always yells at children to get off his driveway, porch or more commonly used, lawn.

Man, 'Old Man Jankins' a prick...

by Slutty Pikachu69 May 30, 2016

Old raisin

Old lady

Shut the fuck up old raisin

by Awc02 August 31, 2016

old dragon

An Australian colloquialism to describe an old person, often an old woman.

The old dragon down at the supermarket won't let you enter if your shoes are dirty.

by Disto2 February 1, 2017

Old School

A term used by many young people and liberal older people use to describe people over 50 with a stern or formidable personality that believe in harsh discipline and no coddling thinking that being that way will produce a good citizen and a better person. Many old school men believe in hard work for success, women that are not housewives should work only in occupations such as teaching, secretarial work, or nursing, children need to be put in their place and not part of adult conversation, smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol is okay, but marijuana is horrible, and that making a man out of a young boy is not having a deep conversation followed by hugs or tears.

His father was old school and believed in corporal punishment

by waspcoloredstain February 23, 2017

Old cafateria hag

An old cafateria hag is a "person" that roams around the cafateria-her swamp and gets mad at people for being there and she or it chasses people down while rideing a broom screatching get out me swamp. This hag also is a cunt who yells at a group of bad kids and threatens them to go to the office but when other groups do it she just says stop. This hag alsothinks she is the king of the lunch room.

This hag is also refered as a bitch. A bitch ass wrinkly hand hag. It keeps us crammed in a little section like sardines. It is a segragationist.

It does this because it needs to have space to roll around

Hay did you see that old cafateria hag engulf the table today at lunch.

That old cafateria hag is a fucking cunt.

by Djfjdhdhglhkgjegehfnc May 23, 2017

old cow

old woman thats an grumpy bitch

you look like an old cow today nan

by cow mqn July 29, 2017

old man dick

The theorem that someone has watched so much porn in their early teens that once they have matured, masturbation and simple pornography does not arouse them.

“Bro Moyers you asked that girl for nudes?”
“Sorry man, x-vids just ain’t cutting it”
“Man you weren’t lying, you do gotta old man dick”

by GGuthrie February 17, 2018