boiling the muff

Is when a girl is really horny and wet but cant get herself off cause she is in public or unable to masterbate so the pussy boils and sweats and often sometimes welts in her panties. Sometimes this leaves the vagina smelling like some kind of sea-food out of date.

"im boiling the muff"

"come and smell my boiling muff dad"

by fandog June 17, 2008

Muff Cake

Noun
1. Looks like a muffin. Tastes like a cupcake.
2. Extremely hairy vagina.
3. A hairy muffin top. Usually found on males.

"Is that a muffin or a cupcake? I can't tell."

"Dude she had a major muff cake going on down there!"

"Did you see Andy's hairy belly fat hanging over his pants? what a Muff Cake!!"

by EuroCitySunrise February 24, 2009

Muff Cabage

What angry people from New Jersey say when they get a parking ticket

Oh MUFF CABAGE

by ChrisLeV October 15, 2010

Muff Diver

one who loves katy perry

She is such a muff diver going to all those concerts

by marcus_aurelius June 19, 2010

Muff Cabage

First shown in South Park, a word used by people from New Jersey, or 'Jersey' to call someone a Cunt. See weaboo and snooki

No you're a Muff Cabage!

by JimmyRaeda October 20, 2010

muff puff

blowing your nose into a girls vagina

"yo last night i had the worst cold, so i just kept giving my bitch the muff puffs"

by master of disaster & beefster of the queefster January 17, 2008

Muff Garbage

- adjective (Slang: Vulgar.
Muff Cabbage - muhf gahr-bij
1. A term coined by the Jersey Shore which is slang meaning "Moth'a f*cking garbage".

Snooki: Don't call my man orange! You're nothing but muff garbage!

by Gianna Da Vinci October 19, 2010