muff loaf

A FUPA or "Fat Upper Pubic Area" that reaches the entire genital area, for girls only. The Reason that these are for girls only is that because of the word Muff, also Vagina's are the only thing gross enought ot produce this. These are gross but rare so you can gloat about them. Muffloafs are dangerous, because herpes can travel to all parts of it.

"Did you see the Muff Loaf on that Chick?"
"Is that yo MuffLoaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?"

by JustaHawtGayguy February 17, 2012

muff eater

Justinsane does to your 16 year old daughter. Oh and uses it as a screen name. Muff eater is the act of eating muff (unshaved pussy) I would imagine underage girls would have muffs. Too bad they don't keep the bad people away. I tried to help her. I couldn't than.
I can now.

My last relationship was melancholy. My Justin enjoyed fixin jibblets of my mail mans high school daughter. He found her using muff eater as a screen name. He's so uncouth. I warned him it was in poor taste but 45 year old men will be 45 year old men. So I waited 6 months dug a hole 6 feet deep in this spot we used to go, pretty romantic if you ask me, that's where you can visit him.

by anonymous October 20, 2021

Muff Nuggets

The female version of dangle berries, where dried up clumps of cum & other fluids collect in bundles of various sizes towards the ends of her pubic hair

"Bruv, I pulled down her panties and bumped into the meanest collection of muff nuggets I've ever seen!"

by Busted Gumboot January 18, 2017

muff nuzzler

The soft, nose-driven caress of a vagina post-cunnilingus during the waning stages of an orgasm. Usually shared among lesbians.

I never took Debra to be a muff nuzzler, but Goddamn, she surely knows how to nuzzle a muff.

by Smashleigh0713 September 10, 2018

Muff mage

A ladies man who can get some vagina aka get laid whenever he wants by random ladies.

person 1: Oh man that guy pulls chicks

person 2: yeah he's a bloody muff mage thats for sure.

by shitshelf March 26, 2009

Milf Muff

A Shitty Big Nose Looking Ass Roach, That At Any Chance They Get They Annoy The Heck Out Of You, Which Causes You To Commit Suicide Because Of The Non-stop Ringing Of Their Voice In Your Ear, And Would Do Anything To Get On Someones Dick.

OMG I Cant Get Maleka Away From Me She Is The Wierdest, She Wants To Suck Me Off, And She Doesn't Even Know That She Is The Most Annoying Person Ever!!!
"Damb Man She Must Be A Milf Muff"

by gay_slayer69420 June 22, 2021

Granny's Muff

Nick name for wire wool.

Pass some granny's muff I need to polish this heat sink

by Chubb71 July 1, 2020