tim monday

to be annoyed in many ways when you talk

today i accidently pulled a tim monday

by john doe February 11, 2005

robert mondavi

to be close to the best but not the best. to almost be good but just be right below good. a reference to mondavi wines. even though they are not the best they always are sure to please.

"how you been today..?"
"man, i all robert mondavi."

by s rudiman September 12, 2005

HangOver Monday

Is when you drink so much on Friday Night that you obtain a level that is beyond drunk and the "consequences" of this ritual are that you don't have your hangover until Monday morning.

"Where is Curle today? Why isn't he here to teach this class!"
"It's HangOver Monday he is probably so hungover he is in a coma!"
"Ah I see......"

by Ace2113 May 6, 2004

Moeed

A gay retard

What a moeed

by ohwhythankyou October 1, 2019

Stormy Monday

The Stormy Monday is a sexual tactic where the man repeatedly spits on the woman's face during anal intercourse. This tactic, similar to ass to mouth or tea-bagging, is one where the male derives pleasure by humiliating the female.

I was giving her the Stormy Monday last night when she freaked out and left the room.

by doctor AA July 30, 2009

Winners Monday

The act of going out heavily drinking with the mindset of getting completely and utterly fuckbunnied on a Monday night.

Tarquin - "Hey Julian, do you fancy coming over mine tonight for a dry hump?"

Julian - "Hey Tarquin, fuck you buddy! - Why don't you go fuck your own ass, I'm going out for winners Monday!"

by Bunnie09 August 23, 2011

That's what I said last Monday

A prickish statement brimming with undertones of adoration, playfulness and belonging often used in lieu of the longer and more appropriate: "That's what I so poorly tried to explain last Monday, but failed at when I got caught up in your smile. I am so impressed that you came to the same conclusion, if only you could see my smile instead of hearing the mumble of my foot in my mouth."

Her: *Heartfelt sentiment*

Him: "That's what I said last Monday"

<Mood is killed>

Her: "Who says that?"

by WhoIsthisIs November 2, 2009