Modern Warfare

The game that everyone with no brain plays

Guy 1: hey, have you seen jack?

Guy 2: yeah, I saw him playing Modern Warfare

by Hffhhf April 25, 2020

moderate

someone who goes with the majority, whether they are republicans or democrats, in order to make themselves look good

the road to hell is paved with moderates

by toolbox November 13, 2003

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

One of the best games of all time... Ever.

Guy 1: How's the game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2?
Guy 2: It blew mah fucking mind!

by 1RandomFatGuy June 9, 2010

moderate muslim

Muslims opposed to extremism and fundamentalism.

"Moderate muslims are fighting against AlQaeda"

by Sajid May 15, 2007

GameFAQs Moderator

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by |< /\ /\/ € |› |-| /-\ /\/ January 16, 2005

modern baseball

when two guys are doing the same girl, and clap their balls together

"dude, me and my brother played modern baseball with this freaky chick last night"

by freakofthenation24 January 12, 2016

moderate ice cake

a cake made out of ice that is moderately tasty

Bob: "Man, I had this ice cake yesterday"
Joe: "How was it?"
Bob: "It was a moderate ice cake."

by stranger.you. August 23, 2011