mickelaus

King of the Mormons

"Hey Mickelaus, can I copy your homework?"

by Okayokayokaystayaway November 17, 2017

Milked

When you absolutely muck someone by clean sweeping or near sweeping someone so they got Milked for everything they had which is even more devastating and humiliating than getting mucked.

They got Milked that game they didn’t stand a chance.

by Bloodnight November 25, 2017

Milked his cow

When one gives a guy a handjob

"Clio milked his cow after prom in Texas"

by brian6015 February 10, 2018

mickelberry

A man with a mustache so powerful it can drop a nun's panties

The mickelberry just looked at me with that power stache and I just started quivering and leaking all over.

by burlord May 5, 2018

mickey dealer

Your friend who after HS spends all their early 20's selling nickle and dime weed packs to get by. Usually still lives at moms place, gets high on their own supply all the time.

person 1: yo what happened to your cousin ever since I went away for college?
person 2: he turned into a mickey dealer bro.

by MrSquaky February 15, 2018

Miked

To get completely destroyed shortly after embarking on a task, similar to how Mike Tyson KO'd many of his opponents within the first round.

Don't even think about walking in through the front door with no piece; you'll get Miked.

by Big Kike June 6, 2018

miked

when your project gets smashed publicly by someone spreading negative verbage

Our community artjam needed extra cashola but it was miked

by therealtrooper June 10, 2018