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Text Message Breakup

1. To send a text message breaking up with someone. Generally not a good idea, as you have no idea if they're out of service of if their phone is broken.

2. To rip out a girls heart.
1. Text : "Hey im breaking up wit u"

2. OMG, Sean just sent me a text message breakup!
by Bexxi_Breakdown June 10, 2009
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Messiah

Is an underground palestinian rapper famous for singles like: Autopsy
and Jewphile. His trendmarks are verses that are centered around politics and war. He often criticizes modern rap for focusing around materialism, instead of idealism and theology. Unintelligent individuals who can't understand his songs, or are openly against his anti-war philosophy often make jokes about him having intimate relationships with goats.
A:Did you hear the new song from Messiah. This one is maybe the deepest and most complex song so far. I am intrigued to see what he can do in the future.
B:Lol, I'm not listening to that,

goatfucker. Why can't you listen to Billie Eilish and other real artists.
by Firefox-31 January 31, 2020
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Message to the main

Written in the stars, a million miles away, a message to the main
by RazzleDazzle123 March 22, 2011
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xmess/x-mess

-An ex, but more so, an unreasonable one that was a total mess in numerous aspects of their life and the "relationship".

-An impossible person who was mentally off, hostile, toxic, and with numerous baggage.
There goes Daizy, she's my xmess/x-mess. I tried to make it work, but she had massive issues with trust, communication, empathy, her childhood, intimacy, guys, & people in general. A grumpy & hateful Negative Nicole my xmess/x-mess was. Rude, uncaring, assuming, unbending, self-centered, & delusional. It was a relief when the mess with my x ended, she's such an xmess/x-mess. If anything I feel bad for my xmess/x-mess, and hope the poor girl gets the help she needs.
by King Kuba September 18, 2012
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messyge

a message that causes a lot of mess, e.g. bad news, unpleasant surprise
Tom: Any messages from J.D.?
Frank: Yeah, one messyge only.
Tom: Messyge?
Frank: Yeah, we're goint to face a lot of trouble, man.
by KurtSteinerPL March 1, 2014
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messhole

an unsanitary vagina or clean vagina that has been messed or used.
hey Jessica i can smell your messhole from across the room
by Johnny Cee October 28, 2007
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messafobe

One who is afraid of messes. And under no circumstances will be around a mess.

Always needs things tidy.

This person will walk into a room that's messy and have the sudden urge to clean it. If that is impossible due to the situation such as being at a party, the victim will leave the vicinity immediately.
Ex. 1 My friend turned out to be a messafobe when we moved in together. Now every room has to be clean at all times.

Ex. 2 Since dave is such a messafobe he can only go places where they keep shit clean, like a hospital or a church.
by nacho hut burrito dome July 19, 2011
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