Mud Tent

Verb: To shit your pants / smell really bad

1. Dude I think Steve just pitched a mud tent. =/

2. I might be pitching a muddy tent later if I eat that burrito.

by Captain Anal November 18, 2010

mud lips

a derogatory term referring to an african american.

Father says to daughter: You better not be hangin' 'round them mud lips.

by KraigeKrumbly October 24, 2011

mud slick

A dastardly streak of kaka running down the middle of ones under garments.

Kim had a nice mud slick going this morning.

by MikeyFatRod June 26, 2014

mud flap clap

A woman gyrating her lower body in order to induce a clapping sound from her labia majors. Some women increase their ability to generate the mud flap clap by piercing or otherwise attaching weights to the area.

Just listen to Jen’s meat curtains and their mud flap clap.

by Jefe447 December 31, 2017

Mud rod

A frozen turd

I couldn’t get it up so I used my mud rod as a masturbatory device on my guy

by liveforfash January 1, 2018

Mud buddy

A gritty, grimy homosexual man. Typically lives in a swampy area amongst the critters. They are known to serenade their lovers with Molly Hachet albums.

That character from Ozark that got electrocuted on the dock, total mud buddy.

by Sumter County Boy February 21, 2019

mud packer

a mud packer is when 2 males engage in sexual intercourse
threw the anus. causing the shit to pack up in the anuses
causing constipation. in result causing both males to be mud packers

man i cant shit....eeewwww wat, your mud packer packed u!!!!

by janice4274 November 25, 2007