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bag monster

The strong force that breaks down your will power and pulls you into bed even though you need to study, go to class, go to work, go to church, or just want reply to email, or text, or surf Urban Dictionary.
"The bag monster finally caught me, gnsd." :)
by somone u used to love... April 21, 2013
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Henny monster

A name for the violence the comes out of people when they drink Hennessy.
It’s his third shot of Hennessy, the henny monster is coming out!

He’s possessed by the henny monster.
by Hog-rider March 22, 2023
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faucet monster

A hot steamy pile of human fecal matter hiding in your sink produced by your neighborhood prankster or someone who was too drunk or lazy to make it to the toilet. It can be any shade of brown or green and is sometimes nutty. Watch out for these sneaky little guys in your mother's favorite porcelain.
Dude I just laid this mean faucet monster and left the hot water running, we better GTFO!
by translantic01 June 28, 2011
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Mateo Monster

"Mateo is a usually mild-mannered creature who, when supplied with an adequate amount of guac, is very calm and easy to talk to.

If Mateo does not have his guac, he turns into the Mateo Monster.

The Mateo Monster will stop at nothing to get his guacamole.

When confronted by the Mateo Monster, you have two options:

1. Give him guac

2. Run like hell
Mateo is not himself someone pls make him some guac before he transforms once again to the Mateo monster
by Adrienne yo December 23, 2016
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Neckle Monster

A person who loves high grade weed and is constantly smoking it.
This cat bought 3 draws in the 2 days, he's a neckle monster!
by JB £! May 9, 2010
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fake monster

1) Someone putting up a front.
2) Lying about a big penis.
1) He says he fights a lot but he's a fake monster.

2)You better watch out for that fake monster in Matt's pants.
by fakemonster July 20, 2008
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Green Monster

Ugh. The Green Monster has awaken.
(Proceeds to droll at the source of jealousy)
by Chut up July 20, 2008
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