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MILF money

Disposable Visa gift cards used for the sole purpose of buying porn on the internet and not having Cornhole.com show up on your credit card statement.
<< Hey dude, you accidentally threw away your credit card.
>> Don't sweat it bro, that's just some used up MILF money!
by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009
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Milf Oil

Any alcoholic beverage that can be used to get a MILF in the mood. The preferred brands are Grey Goose, Patron, and anything used to make a "girly drink".
Man, I'm going to head to the bar and get her some Milf Oil.
by 00Dave October 1, 2011
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Milf Juice

The combination of pussy juice and ass pheremones that accumlate in the ripe undergarments of Betsy's cooch.
After a long day of spelunking, Betsy's L.L. bean khacki's were dripping with milf juice.
by kesslers united July 30, 2008
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MILF Dud

The husband of a MILF who cannot sexually fulfill their hot wife and is completely oblivious about it

See Steve Letourneau
Jacob is such a MILF dud because works long hours everyday while his wife sleeps with the pool boy.
by Ere June 2, 2007
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MILF bombed

Getting offered a blow job by the mother of a friend, who is deeply attracted to you
I went to Jakes house, and his mom milf bombed me.
by Jake Sulleytalibur September 14, 2011
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milf hunter

Balding scouser who looks older than he really is. Unable to hit on laydeez of his own age or younger, he has to look to the more 'mature' woman. Sadly he doesn't get far with them either as his cheeky smile is as far as it goes..always hunting, never scoring Sexually unsophisticated he resorts to shaving his nutsack to make himself seem more attractive. Hasn't had intercourse for so long he is technically a virgin. AKA - Brizza
Milf Hunter - The dude that runs the stationery team at our work. Cheeky, chirpy, covered in tattoos. He's already eyeing up the latest 'older' woman to start in the office..
by Jimbwoy March 14, 2007
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milf catcher

a person who only dates/sleeps with milfs.
Keep that boy away from your mom, he's a milf catcher
by GIRLI August 24, 2010
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