Martin O'Neill

Random guy from Greenock: Did you see Martin O'Neill exposed Aaron Warner?
Other random guy: no
Random guy from Greenock: Not Epic...

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Martin Hensel

The act of committing the most pussified, chickenshit, cowardly, backstabbing and generally worthless move imaginable.

Michael really pulled a Martin Hensel when stole all the money from the Special Olympics charity benefit.

by Truthman406 May 01, 2018

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An talentless egotistical singer of a gay band who claims he can “fix you”

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

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Bold Martin like people sucking his feet

Bald Martin enjoys when big Jill and morgz suck his feet

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Any fastidious, mustachioed individual with a fondness for chest hair and uncomfortable elbow-pinching.

"Did you hear about my run in with that Ken Martin earlier? I feel like one of the victims on Law and Order: Special Victims Unit!"

by hiyoheynow May 28, 2009

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Unfunniest man in the world ... he's had white hair since the day he was born and even that isn't funny.

Oh my god!!! ... Did you see Steve Martin's standup gig last night??! ... the funniest thing happened ... he choked on the microphone wire and died!!

by BrainStern March 28, 2008

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Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...

"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~

by Sgt. Pepper May 11, 2005

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