loser

A person who's only love is their bong.

loser:"...yeah, I'm glad I went downtown with julien and lucia though, because I bought the love of my life"

by KOmega January 23, 2007

Loser

1. A person who loses things a lot.
2. Myself.

O phr*cc! I cant find my pencil! Im such a loser.

by Timmy73OnYoutube September 1, 2020

anus licking loser

1. Cordial greeting to a whack prick.
2. Often used to describe an obnoxious fool who has no goals or practical dreams and earns his pathetic existance by waxing every detail of his boring past.

John smokes pot all day and makes fun of well-balanced people because they care about things that matter. John is an anus licking loser.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

UD loser

People who try to submit ridiculous words/phrases to Urban Dictionary. Most often women with low self-esteem, or people who think they're fly or chill, when in fact they're probably 16 year old kids who scream when they hear a gunshot, who think the world owes them something, by posting a definition of themselves to the effect of "My name is X! I'm the best!" If you're ugly or lame, just face it.

Every second submission to Urban Dictionary's written by some UD loser.

by Cnipur March 27, 2005

Step-loser

A step parent, usually stepfather, who is a complete and utter moron, loser, asshole, or all of the above.

Coined by fans of the House of Night book series by PC and Kirstin Cast.

Girl: God, your mom's bf Gabe is such a step-loser.

Boy: I know, he's a total ass...

by Aeterna Axel January 31, 2009

loser

one who doesn't do anything but smoke herb all day

you're a loser dude

by janelle November 16, 2006

loser laps

The art of walking around the bar solo(or with a friend) after the ugly lights have come on due to the bar closing. Generally the aim is to find any female willing to go home and participate in sexual intercourse. Usually the participant has been shut down repaetedly thoughout the night and is very intoxicated.

Jason, ive seen you getting shut down all night, lets lower our standards and do loser laps untill we find some scraps.

by DirtDiddlerOnTheRoof August 3, 2011