10th level gnome

A term to describe one who plays video games and role playing games so much, that they have lost all touch with reallity. They think that they are really the characters that are on the games, I.E, military game players actually think they are warriors, role playing game players think they are gnomes.

A term to use at a bar to repel women who are giving you unwanted attention.

Sweet Baby Jesus! He has a L.O.R tattoo! He must be a 10th level Gnome.

Fugly Girl: You are so hot, I want to go home with you.

Annoyed Guy: I am a 10th Level Gnome.

Fugly Girl: You should shoot yourself.

by leadthrower August 29, 2006

Sea Level Club

sex on the deck of a boat, presumably at "sea level"

Bored with the formal tour, my girlfriend and I went to the marine bathroom and joined the Sea Level Club.

by Rex Mundi 3 September 30, 2008

level 10

Something that is even more fowl and worse then level 9.

Guy 1:My dick is like Ray Charles because it's never seen a vagina.
Guy 2: Thats so level 10 dude.

or

Tubgirl

by E-fect May 14, 2008

Leila

Leila is the brown-haired, bisexual girl you probably make little conversation with. She's funny, especially around the people she loves. She can also be easily embarrassed, as she's a little (a lot) shy. However, after she takes you under her skin, you are hers forever. She is entirely possessive, especially when she pops the question and asks you out. She'll also give you slight hints of the pain she manifests inside her, wanting you to alleviate her pain with your love. Her capacity for love will be the highest you'll ever see, almost impossible to meet. She'll claim not to have emotions, but you'll see, after playing with her for a bit, that she's just as vulnerable to showing emotion. Nights with her will be exquisite, her lust for you will continuously grow, even if she doesn't show it. She'll want you, terribly bad, but might not be able to tell/show you. Once you start, she'll slowly show you everything she loves in you, and even more she lusts for. She may think shes ugly, but really, she is one of the prettiest girls you'll ever meet. Leila is just a book just lusting the be opened, a girl waiting to be understood and guided by a guy/gal she knows is perfect for her.

Landon: "Are you going the to look for you 'Leila'?
Jordan: SHUT UP, ASSHOLE! SHE IS THE BEST WIFE I COULD EVER HAVE!

or

Jordan: You guys just don't know what you're talking about! I love Leila so much!
Everyone of my friends: Yeah, we know. Whatever.

Jordan: *starts crying*

by Pidge(x)Ikori February 5, 2019

Leveled UP

When you are just a little bit better than everyone else

them boys are Leveled UP

by Rohm is Burning July 8, 2019

Level Jenny

1. (Noun) Any person who is predispostitioned to success throughout their entire life, such as the Head Cheerleader or the Captain of the high school football team.

2. (Verb) The act of breezing through life without any problems at all, as if leading a charmed existence.

Word comes from the odds that any girl named "Jenny" will always get a free ride through life, running straight and level to happiness.

1. The Prom King was a complete Level Jenny, and the Junior Vice President job with his Father's company was just waiting for him after graduation.

2. The cute blonde Level Jennied her way through life, and capped it by becoming a trophy wife to a rich oil executive.

by Stubblecat September 5, 2008

Level 10 Pain

Stabbing sensations of loss and/or regret so great within ones being they may crumble into nothing at any given moment for no apparent reason. Ones life may be perfectly composed and executed from the eyes of the world, meanwhile said individual is gasping for a sense of comfort that no human power is capable of providing.

Mother has infant child ripped from her arms by a giant bird of prey and watches it tear the body apart for the birds young nestlings. This would be considered level 10 pain felt by the mother. There are also may other applications for this term only to be prescribed by its user.

by wildcardddd November 21, 2010