My Last Two Brain Cells

A description of what remains of one’s mind after slogging through excessive work, living on low sleep or poor nutrition, or dealing other people’s bullshit.

Wow, I did nothing but grind on schoolwork from August to December. My last two brain cells are going to play some Minecraft.

My last two brain cells are running on Chicken McNuggets for breakfast and 3 hours of sleep, so I probably won’t be able to finish the report by the deadline.

My boss whines every day about how lazy I am, even though I work 80 hours a week. My last two brain cells are not cut out for this shit.

by Shepherd Guy October 28, 2022

The last great american dynasty

The most underrated song on folklore.

There goes the last great american dynasty, who know if she never showed up what could've been?
She had a marvelous time ruining everything.

by the_weirdo_on_maple_street_11 January 2, 2023

text ya last

Annoying habit, like a sort of texting version of "tag", where someone always has to be the last one to text. often without saying goodbye, cya, etc. Often in the middle of something important or good dialogue. Then no apologies later.

"Samantha is famous for text ya last. We will be in the middle of this serious text, everything super important, then *poof* she's gone, no goodbye, no nothing…..and certainly no apologies or pick-up later. Over it."

by Leem37 December 23, 2013

When's the last time you jerked off?

A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"

Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)

Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!

Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?

by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! November 14, 2020

Flash Player's last day

Flash player's last day is on 30th December 2020 and is the last day to play flash games and watching flash movies for the last time.

Oh boy, it's flash player's last day, i gonna watch homestar runner on they website for the last time before it's too late.

by Randvps December 13, 2020

Digimon Adventure: Last Evolution Kizuna

Digimon Adventure: Last Evolution Kizuna, or also known as Digimon: Last Evolution, is a 2020 anime movie about the original Digi-Destined kids growing up.

Although it is a nice homage (because of some references) to the original series like Digimon Adventure and Digimon 02, it has a sad ending because *crys* their Digimon vanishes! *Swipes tears* Sorry...Is just sad because is their last adventure...That movie broke me...

Guy: Oh man! As an conclusion to the original series, this should be great!
*Once at the ending*
Guy: *crys* This ending broke me! Is just so sad! No one died, but their Digi-partners vanished! I still loved Digimon Adventure: Last Evolution Kizuna though...But still!

by HeroesSquad December 25, 2020

Avatar the last Airbender

Avatar the last Airbender is god tier show that you shouldn't undermine as a kids show and if you haven't watched it what are you doing with your life, go watch it

Person 1:hey have you watched avatar the last Airbender
Person 2:no
Person 1:let's change that

by A talking bucket June 7, 2021