Kitten mittens

When a woman does not wash her hands after using the bathroom.

Chenetha saw Judy walk out of the bathroom with kitten mittens.

by Chenetha C. November 9, 2018

Sexy Kitten

A ladies pussy that is well landscaped and ready to play with her boyfriends cock.

I was so excited to come home and play with my girlfriends sexy kitten!

by Amazing Amy October 3, 2014

hewwo kitteh

da ding dat eat da pizza becos it b kitteh hewwo so...ga rlic

sproshmoom hewwo kitteh oopel olive what garlic bc i cannnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbm, July 31, 2016

kitheth

Arguably the cheesiest word used to be cute with one's boyfriend or girlfriend. The word exploits the inherent cuteness of the sound of words spoken with a lisp; all words which have an "S" are pronounced with a "TH", thus making the word "kisses" into "kitheth".

Adam: Bby, I'm sry I'm late!

Sami: What happened?!?

Adam: Traffic! Plz don't be mad. Kitheth?

Sami: Otay.
**smooch**

by adamryan November 11, 2009

Kitteh

An especially cute and playful kitten.

My family just got a new cat, such a cute and playful kitteh.

by The Fat Batman October 14, 2011

Emo Kitten

When you feel like talking in the third person, and you feel like using words not often used in common everyday language to express your feelings. Emo kitten does not like, it approves of. Emo kitten does not get confused, it can become perplexed. Emo kitten is not curious, it is inquisitive. And etc. etc. etc.

1.) Walk into a room where a group of people suddenly burst out laughing

Me: *cocks head slightly* "Emo kitten is perplexed."

2.) Friend: "Dude! Check out this hot chick I hooked up with last night!" *shows picture*

Me: "Emo kitten approves." ^_^

by Jamakal June 19, 2010

Kilter

A person that enjoys lifting up a Scotsman’s Kilt and then fondles their genitalia

Him: That man just lifted up my kilt and fondled my balls!
Her: Don't mind him he is just a kilter.

by L3GiT August 17, 2007