A person on the internet that goes into servers and pings well-known Audio Makers and proceeds to call them "new-gen". Although Bacon Jesus claims to have made audios onto Roblox, it has not yet been proven. Bacon Jesus creates fake audios with other's intros and says he made a collab. Bacon Jesus is an atheist and sends dick pics to men on the internet. After someone says something towards Bacon Jesus, he thinks it's a good idea to call them his "fans" even though he pings someone in public servers so they can talk to him. It leaves people wondering, how old is Bacon Jesus and does he know the consequences?
Bacon Jesus: @.Robin newgen
Bacon Jesus: @4z newgen
Bacon Jesus: @L0zER newgen
Bacon Jesus: @66kDildos wake up newgen
Bacon Jesus: @yuki come on newgen
Bacon Jesus: @gabe73108 ur a dumbass newgen
Bacon Jesus: @Garzies newgen
Bacon Jesus: @Iunep newgen
Bacon Jesus: @L0CC newgen
Bacon Jesus: @linksdenis real newgen
Bacon Jesus: @LYNXDENIS newgen
Bacon Jesus: @Metacalled #ANTITRANNY newgen
Bacon Jesus: @PT5L newgen
Bacon Jesus: @pwn newgen
Person1: Bacon Jesus, you're gay.
Bacon Jesus: Ok fan.
Bacon Jesus: @4z newgen
Bacon Jesus: @L0zER newgen
Bacon Jesus: @66kDildos wake up newgen
Bacon Jesus: @yuki come on newgen
Bacon Jesus: @gabe73108 ur a dumbass newgen
Bacon Jesus: @Garzies newgen
Bacon Jesus: @Iunep newgen
Bacon Jesus: @L0CC newgen
Bacon Jesus: @linksdenis real newgen
Bacon Jesus: @LYNXDENIS newgen
Bacon Jesus: @Metacalled #ANTITRANNY newgen
Bacon Jesus: @PT5L newgen
Bacon Jesus: @pwn newgen
Person1: Bacon Jesus, you're gay.
Bacon Jesus: Ok fan.
by Robin_taken May 17, 2021
Originally used when your grandpa complains about something your grandma, Jeri, said or did
Commonly used by saying "Jesus Jeri" to anybody doing something spontaneous
Commonly used by saying "Jesus Jeri" to anybody doing something spontaneous
by Petey_Wheatey April 29, 2023
by Joe Coupons July 02, 2006
Heels to Jesus
One of the nicer ways to to describe the penetration of the vagina via the penis. This phrase is best used around family and any other people who may find the words sex, fuck, bang, poke, pork, smash, ram, bump nasties, mix your milk with my coco puffs, and intercourse offensive. To be used judiciously among friends, families, and people you have sex with. There is not a more respectable way of describing the bump and grind than saying you've gone "heels to Jesus."
One of the nicer ways to to describe the penetration of the vagina via the penis. This phrase is best used around family and any other people who may find the words sex, fuck, bang, poke, pork, smash, ram, bump nasties, mix your milk with my coco puffs, and intercourse offensive. To be used judiciously among friends, families, and people you have sex with. There is not a more respectable way of describing the bump and grind than saying you've gone "heels to Jesus."
by _NoneOfYourDamnBusiness_ April 21, 2015
When you take a shit, and you wipe, and the toliet paper is streak-free. This is also known as the "greatest feeling in the world". A JP in the morning, guarantees a great day to come.
It is referred to as a "JP" for short.
May is the official National JP Month
It is referred to as a "JP" for short.
May is the official National JP Month
by Habu May 03, 2008
Hand me that jesus clip.
<sound of clip flying to the other end of the garage>
Jesus! Where did it go?
<sound of clip flying to the other end of the garage>
Jesus! Where did it go?
by buggum September 19, 2005
Hands down the most perfect titties you've ever seen as if the hand of God himself cupped and blessed each knocker. Titties so perfect you can't help but yell "JEEESUS!" when you see them.
by David RRRRRRR October 24, 2008