slap the wood

Slapping an erect penis against pussy.

Man, I could hear him slap the wood from the other room!

by Brzaukee March 21, 2015

disk in the woods

When something is so new, that not even hipsters know about it.

Did you hear about the new indie band Opigon?
No.
i found it on a disk in the woods.

by anon kim April 7, 2015

Slappy Wood

The act of slapping someone with magical color sticks.

Watch out, I'm about to slappy wood you

by MagicPhoneBooth August 3, 2015

Dale Wooded

Getting a message via Facebook, Instagram or text from someone you have no desire to ever hear from or talk to again.

My ex-boyfriend totally just Dale Wooded me and sent me a message on facebook saying "how are you?" after 4 years of never speaking to him.

by Weasleyhere November 14, 2016

Flip the wood

During sexual intercourse when your partner flips you and inserts the wood

He took me home and he showed me how he wanted to flip the wood

by Paranoid Squad August 19, 2017

Nostalgia Wood

When a person remembers something so enjoyable and enthralling, from their past, that they proceed to develop a physical or spiritual erection. This phenomenon is known to induce strong feelings of euphoria and, on occassion, tight trousers.

I walked into Disneyland, witnessed the grandeur, and proceeded to hide immediately. Children should not witness a vigorous display of nostalgia wood.

My nostalgia wood was raging when the FF7 theme came on unexpectedly.

by The Punctual Narcoleptic January 31, 2019

drew wood

drew wood is the most amazing guy in the whole world he has an amazing personality and is a sexy beast. he likes to surf and skate which just makes him so much hotter. he has shaggy hair, tall and a teddy bear. he is so forgiving and will love you forever. he is a romantic with pure intentions. never let go.

thanos snaps and drew wood is still here

by yourmomgayforme June 11, 2019