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Possum in the woods

Code for some police departments to relay to other officers near the scene that they have no intention of working a case, but are pretending to.

Also "Opossum in the woods".
Dispatch this is unit 4, it's just a possum in the woods.
by yeayeayea112 July 24, 2023
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gutter wood

A person of any gender who stands on the corner of an alley with hard wood, otherwise known as an erection while hollering obesities.
Hey good looking wanna try this meat missile in your weiner coozie. Oh john stop being a gutter wood.
by bb714 February 8, 2015
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Meedle Wood

A wood found mostly in wooded areas, known for its strong yet flexible capabilities.
Traveler: I was wondering what that hunting bow is made of?
Merchant: Meedle wood of course. Only the finest wood in all the lands
by David_tater July 5, 2022
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wood hugger

I put a wood hugger on my penis.
by HenzKat December 27, 2017
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wood weaver

A slang term used to described someone who is insessently annoying, and weaves tales of their own self worth in their conversations, and or homosexual (weave men's wood)
Stop dicking around you wood weaver!

guy:Oh i am so cool, I was out fucking some honeys earlier tonite, and all you were doing was playin video games, I was cruisen with my boys you fucking wood weaver.
by creator of words March 8, 2008
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Slappy Wood

The act of slapping someone with magical color sticks.
Watch out, I'm about to slappy wood you
by MagicPhoneBooth August 3, 2015
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wood pecker

a very hard penis that is sharp as a nail
by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021
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