The thing that happens when a guy has a boner and thinks it's noticeable, but it's really not because his penis is too small and he can't come to terms with this fault.
girl: DO you EVER get boners!
boy: Oh I do, just you never look at the right times.
girl: that's cuz it's an imaginary boner
boy: Oh I do, just you never look at the right times.
girl: that's cuz it's an imaginary boner
by TrippedOutSkaterEmo January 19, 2009
Get the Imaginary Boner mug.(verb, transitive) To afflict oneself with a specific hallucination of a highly-anticipated occurrence, be it desired or not, due to hyper-vigilant watchfulness for said occurrence.
I hate watching meteor showers because I always imaginate more meteors than there really are.
Ever since I found that one Black Widow spider in my basement, I've been imaginating them in every corner of every room in my house!
Ever since I found that one Black Widow spider in my basement, I've been imaginating them in every corner of every room in my house!
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Imany is girl who has the most negative things to say but so beautiful and pretty you forget how crazy she is. She has a heart of gold and her shits smell like roses. She is a arabic goddess and doesn't take no for an answer. Her farts smell of sunflowers ( sunflowers don't smell ).
by imany.com December 4, 2016
Get the imany mug.A gaming term. Used in particularly by the NBA 2k community for a specific occurance that happens, but ultimately should not happen.
by GoCrazyBayBay January 21, 2019
Get the Imagine mug.Imaan, meaning faith/hope, is the name for a girl who truly will bring you hope and will make you very happy. She is insanely smart and hard working and so kind and beautiful you'll wonder if she's even real. She'll make you the happiest person in the world. She is an amazing friend, sister, daughter, s/o, and in general person. She always makes everyone in her life happy when she shows up.
Me: Bro I jus met dis girl she is so beautiful and kind and smart
Friend: oh snap what's her name?
Me: Her names Imaan
Friend: That explains it lol
Friend: oh snap what's her name?
Me: Her names Imaan
Friend: That explains it lol
by rub_nub February 8, 2021
Get the Imaan mug.The use of the imagination in order for masturbation to occur. The word comes from the skillful combination of the words imagination and masturbation.
by eleeshee July 29, 2009
Get the Imasturnation mug.Imari is the most out going person he is a truthful person,handsome,intelligent,funny,nice,never positive, and a good all around person even tho he can be a ass wipe some times everyone loves him dearly.
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