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human

a stupid, self-centered, and closed-minded race residing on this pitiful mudball and have jaded themselves to only worry about their own planet which is truly no more than a dot in this universe. luckily, they will be wiped out in less than a decade.
me: If you were human, where do you think you'd be?
Rayven" If I were human, I'd have shot myself two seconds after coming out of the womb.
by Aira October 4, 2003
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human

A rare last name mostly found in upstate South Carolina. Most Humans are trailer trash wanna-be musicians. They can be easily be spotted by their long hair and general bad personal hygiene. Whenever spotted, one should move as far away as possible.
Who is that hippy looking fella over there trying to play the bass guitar? Oh thats just a Human, don't pay him any attention, he'll return to his trailer soon enough.
by Paul February 13, 2005
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humanah humanah

a random expression when you dont know what to say!!
hello er um humanah humanah
by bobjim January 12, 2008
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human right

noun, countable usually plural
1) a basic right that every person should have to be treated in a fair equal way without cruelty
2) the U.N. Commission on Human Rights
a Commission of the United Nations and whose members include China, Libya, Senegal, Sudan, and Zimbabwe all of which are notorious for gross violations of human rights
Mr. Doudou Diene (Senegal), Special Rapporteur of the Commission on Human Rights, was invited to Japan by the International Institute of the Juche Idea, a pro-Pyongyang organization. Go to North Korea!
by Shineya Chong November 11, 2005
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Human charity shield

What you become if someone walks close behind you to avoid getting hassled by charity collectors in the street.
"I had to use an innocent woman as a human charity shield on my way home from work to avoid the oxfam collectors."
by Swedge June 3, 2013
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human feature

A man-made landmark, building or anything that is built by humans (not something that is formed naturally). Housing areas and parks are examples of human features including urban areas.
The Eiffel Tower is a human feature in France because humans built it and it wasn't formed naturally
by revolver shane January 30, 2017
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human bathmat

It's that thing of when midgets have dreadlocks and they lie down on the floor.
Did you see those human bathmats at New York's hottest club, Slash?
by trikeman May 23, 2010
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