Humby

A man who has a very grubby beard and must have a minecraft girlfriend (preferably indian) also is usually incredibly racist

Person 1 - Damn I haven't shaved in weeks and have been getting them minecraft bitches

Person 2 - bro u becoming a humby

by ____________hubba March 18, 2022

Humpty Cumpty

When your upset with your girlfriend and you want to unwind you roll yourself up backwards with your feet behind your ears and shoot a load onto your face.

You can also say hurtful things to yourself like “if you won’t take it then I will!”

Person 1: dude my girlfriend is going to leave me

Person 2: fuck man, you wanna talk about it?

Person 1: She keeps catching me shooting fat loads onto my face, calling me humpty cumpty and then storming off.

Person 2: .....

by Rainbowassfucker April 9, 2022

Hume Fogg

mfs will be like “i hate going to hume fogg” like bro u must not know HU you’re talking to but i know it’s not ME because i’m proud to be a blue knight. it helps me see through the FOGG

corny freshmen talking abt hume fogg
cornball freshmen smh

by ditto.png October 3, 2022

cheese hummer

Individuals who stand around at parties looking sophisticated, making small talk and eating cheese. Whenever someone says something witty or topical they respond with a "hmmmm".

Often associated with black-skivvy wearing intellectuals at cocktail parties

I'm not going to the cocktail party, the place will be filled with cheese hummers.

by echar September 22, 2009

Joke Human

Someone who is extremely loose, outrageous, silly, etc. every time they do anything whilst interacting with others in a social environment.

Also known as Juman (pronounced Jooman).

"Shake was such a Joke Human the other night when he swallowed a bottle cap."

"Those NFC boys over there are a bunch of Jumans."

by grannysam11 September 26, 2009

Celestial Hump Fuck

A username commonly used on PC games to kill and own noobs on while making them think...

Ali "Who the Fuck is this guy? LOL"

Riley "I have no idea, but I'm embarrassed he's beating us but his username 'Celestial Hump Fuck' is so fucking epic man!."

by Celestial Hump Fuck January 22, 2013

Kangaroo Humper

A comical derogative term describing one who lives in or originates from the continent of Australia, jokingly implying a stereotype that all Australians enjoy coitus with large marsupials.

The head administrator is a kangaroo humper, but we don't judge him.

by S0ur July 21, 2014