Hooper Family

A family of professional hula-hoopers.

I saw a Hooper Family at the beach yesterday.

by Rose likes pie November 23, 2009

Hopportunity

Mountain bike or BMX term. Noun.

A circumstance where a rider has an opportunity to get airborne. Most often a feature or landmark that would not normally be used as a launch pad.

I was biking along and saw a loading dock that looked like a great hopportunity.

by Totally not Eli ;) June 1, 2016

Hoopering

“Hoopering” is the act of “liking”, thumbing up, or “hearting” one’s own posts on social media. It is akin to high-fiving oneself after masturbating.

That douche canoe is always Hoopering his own posts to make them appear to have more support than they actually do.

by M3Me October 2, 2018

Getting Hopped

When an old Italian man of short stature ranging from 5'-1" to 5'-6" repeatedly tries to insert his small foot into your anus as you are running for you life.

The boys were running for their little lives as papi Mario was chasing them while cursing in Italian and screaming 'come back here so i can hop you!'.

Maybe we shouldn't play ball in the house, we may end up getting hopped by papi.

by fat guy strangler July 24, 2011

hip-hoppelganger

Someone that looks exactly the same as another person, yet not a twin, but is the "hip-hop" version of that person. Their "hip-hop" doppelganger.

I was driving down Broadway, and saw this guy walking down the street that was totally your hip-hoppelganger!

by SocialByrne May 13, 2015

Super Hooper

To put objects in your rectum for illigal purposes

Billy is a super hooper getting packagesto the jail for the homies.

by InFaMoUs EoA July 25, 2019

Hurtful Hoppe

Hurtful Hoppe's go around trying their hardest to create a scally image for themselves. They will gladly go around breaking people down in every way possible to get what they want. They drop you like dirt then pick you back up just to throw you back down again because they love the power they hold over you. That's the only thing they're actually capable of loving though they will never be able to love another person the way they love themselves and will always see their own wants as serving a higher purpose than the need of others. The best thing you can do with a Hurtful Hoppe is walk away...act like they never even existed because all they'll do is keep hurting you. They can't help but hop from girl to girl back and forth because it boosts their ego to see how much they can break another person and 'get away' with it. I'd like to say they're too self-absorbed to see what they do to people but I honestly don't think they are I think they know exactly what they do & they buzz off it. Hurtful Hoppe's will NEVER change so don't fall for the lies or the crocodile tears that they so easily slip out.

A hurtful Hoppe does whatever and whoever they can and doesn't care about who gets hurt in the process- not even their own children.

by DoneGirl October 20, 2019