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have blowjob

A sarcastic reaction or comment made when two or more males unnoticed leave a group of friends for a period of time.
"Where did Perry and Micheal go?"
"They left? Oh, they must have gone to have blowjob in the bushes over there or something."
by thefourthgeorge October 8, 2007
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I have to go

what you say when you are hanging out/talking with someone and they're pissing you off so much that you need to leave or you will slit their throat
"So i was all like hashtagNOPE and then he was all like..."
"Sorry, Tracy, I have to go."
by personnumber13 November 22, 2014
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have a nice week

A term I use to bid farewell to someone who is going to have a week off of work or school.
"Have a nice week. ^_^ "
-something I say to my friends on a friday before the week off of school
by Dave April 2, 2004
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You have no eyes

A phrase of unknown and endless power, if used properly, it could, say... end war, solve world hunger... you catch my drift.
To be used to end an argument, or as a jovial greeting.

WARNING:

-If repeated too often, family and friends could disown you.
-Blind people don't appreciate this phrase

Variations and applications:
-You've got no eyes!
-Looks like somebody doesn't have any eyes!
-Look at that... Oh sorry, you have no eyes!
-Why don't you grow a pair... of eyes!
Steve: You're so fat!
Fat guy in denial: Well... You have no eyes!
Steve: Ouch...
by TentCrew August 9, 2010
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turtles having sex

a. A most beautiful thing, to be admired and worshiped.
b. Sarah Palin.
I got a DVD off that guy on the corner of MLK and 3rd, but it was just a video of turtles having sex.
by tothebloody March 28, 2009
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Have-a-Go Hero

An ordinary person who does something heroic.
The mugger was apprehended by a have-a-go hero making a citizens arrest.
by Blarneyman February 23, 2009
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Have your back

Look out or backs you up, supports you in whatever choices or decisions you make, protects you from harm in the world as well as protecting you from harmful people. Sticks up for you when or doesnt allow others to or are talk/talking about you
Just know I HAVE YOUR BACK no matter what you decide.

Dont worry I'll HAVE YOUR BACK if anything happens
by JujubetTheMinion November 2, 2019
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