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Friend:Yo ill play Halo: Reach with you tomorrow
You:ok see you tomorrow
Friend:Last online 1825 days ago
by sanywolfer December 17, 2019
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Haloey

Polar opposite of horny.

This is when you are very turned off by a situation, and instead of feeling the mean devil making you wanna do the sweet dirty dirty actions of sin and hell .

You feel an angelic halo making you just really... Really not want to fuck/masturbate

You may be made haloey from someone unattractive trying to turn you on. And begin to wonder "oh shit... Maybe I am asexual".
You: *Watching compilations of Whoopi Goldberg sexiest moments 2020, layed in a puddle of sweat with dorito crumbs all over yourself*

Girlfriend: *Texts you* "Hi my sweet Prince, I hope you are having a lovely day, I've made a nice meal for you and I've got you something special :)"

You: *Texts back* "FFS you stupid little bitch you fucking made my video pause you really have to ruin it you make me so haloey. I HATE YOU! "
by JayFen May 18, 2020
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halofreak894

The tech manager at the Palace Network that is now inactive. He also works for Brant.
When I went to shit I used the halofreak894 to wipe my ass.
by SplatoonmanGamer November 5, 2020
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Halo

(i could not find a definition older than 2012) Halo is a popular first person shooter making it's debut in 2001 for the original xbox
Like star wars, it is filled with unhappy retards who are ungrateful with anything they add to the game, these are the kind of people who want a more classic look to halo, but yet they bitch and complain about the graphics on the upcoming release "Halo: Infinite"
As for the games, in 2010 former halo developer Bungie left halo after 9 years to work on their upcoming title Destiny, which left halo with a new developer 343, they are controversial and are regarded as "ruining the artstyle"
I do agree tat they look nothing like the former developer, 343's games are pretty fun too.

It is too much to cover in one Urban Dictionary definition so read it on wikipedia or something idk
You wanna play Halo?
No bro, fuck the plasma pistol
by Fuckshitassdick November 26, 2020
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Halo

The greatest video game series in history. It holds fantastic game play and an incredible backstory that few know and appreciate.
Halo fan: “Hey, have you ever played halo 3?”
Non Halo fan: “Nah, it seems too nerdy.”

Halo fan: “YOU WILL SUFFER FOR YOUR INSOLENCE, YOU WILL BURN AT MY HAND!”
by Death personified December 21, 2020
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halonotfound

Your such a halonotfound”
by ChRiZzZY January 18, 2021
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halofigg

the sexiest person in the world, they are amazing and so very talented, and their so hot, and beautiful. 💞💓
“halofigg is amazing i want to have their children
by biggbooty March 21, 2021
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