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ham sambitch

A person who makes ham sandwiches without cutting off the crust. They typically put pickles in the sandwich too.

A ham Sambitch normally has brown hair, brown eyes, and brown eyebrows. That is why they don’t cut off the crust, as it is sort of brown.
Hannah: Are you kidding me? She didn’t cut off the crust from my ham sandwich. She is such a ham sambitch.
by Removed Sandwich Crust May 18, 2021
mugGet the ham sambitchmug.

Ham-splain

To unwontedly and incorrectly answer a question asked by a fellow student before the trained professional has a chance to speak. This explanation consists of a knowledge dump, relevant to the course but nothing related to the question.
Student 1: Excuse me sir, what would the implications of a tariff be on an economy?
Teacher: Excellent question, firstly you mu-

Student 2: So basically it all comes back to the supply and demand theory...
Student 1: Stop ham-splaining
Teacher: AS I WAS SAYING. It comes dow-
Student 2: What sir is trying to say is...
by Underlord_of_the_dark_69 October 25, 2020
mugGet the Ham-splainmug.

Ham sandle

Yo that guy is an absolute Ham Sandle!
by Not Ham Sandle August 31, 2021
mugGet the Ham sandlemug.

Ham off

To wank.
"What are you gonna do with your day off?"
"Lie in my bed and ham off."
by Ed The Jed October 9, 2008
mugGet the Ham offmug.

Penis ham

insult then insert picture of penis ham
by @637Qzy on twitter May 6, 2021
mugGet the Penis hammug.

Hammy the ham

The most perfect person ever. Chwis simps for her.
by yuhyuhariola June 30, 2021
mugGet the Hammy the hammug.

west ham

the best club in london. undeniable. better than arsenal,spurs and chelsea scum. in a european final and will probably win it. COYI
british lad: oi mate what team do u support
2nd british lad: west ham
british lad runs away
by rozlarrr June 4, 2023
mugGet the west hammug.

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