guineapotamus

A loud racket making gargantuan female that puts on a noisy display in order to secure the attention of all within close proximity.

At the gym, the guineapotamus was wildin as soon as Ricky walked in. WTF over?

by Str8JN June 13, 2025

Guide

A designated Comp Guide, Judge, Copaw, or the line leader in a quadrobics competition will slowly walk the course before the competition begins as a demonstration to the audience and/or athletes before the round begins. This is most common in course sports that don't have an outlined direction, or if the judges do not allow the athletes to interact with the equipment or obstacles.

We should watch the guide run the course before we pick our seats.

by anonthermus November 21, 2025

Guiseley Pool Noodle

When you are doing it doggy style while role-playing in a cockney accent, but then ya bird lowkenuinely shits on your cock. You must then proceed to give her a "shitty facial" before shitting on her as an act of revenge.

If this act is done, the receiver of the shitty facial must piss into the mouth of the giver.

My bird lowkenuinely gave me 6 or 7 Guiseley Pool Noodles last night

by Big Cock Boi UwU December 27, 2025

Guinea pigging

When someone tries to gain social standing or power by using another person as a test subject, pressuring them into doing embarrassing or humiliating things for entertainment or control, usually at the other person’s expense.

He kept daring her to do humiliating stuff in front of everyone just to look cool. That wasn’t joking around — that was straight-up guinea pigging.

by GuinneaPig January 19, 2026

Editor Guideline 6

Publish jokes.

word Why did the chicken cross the road?
def: because he was dead!

editor 1: haha rofl
editor 2: no, denied
editor 1: you have too pub! Editor Guideline 6!

by tomaetom December 13, 2009

viagra guinea pig

The sex drive of the eary test subjects for Viagra..

Good God he was banging away on me for hours, and I feel a little over come now, he goes at it like viagra guinea pig...

by Sunnydays45 June 9, 2011

trail guide

A male version of a tramp stamp located below the belly button but above the genitalia.

"Did you see the trail guide on that douche at the beach?"

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by Tonystarksbitch69 December 1, 2013