Definitions by Str8JN

guineapotamus 

A loud racket making gargantuan female that puts on a noisy display in order to secure the attention of all within close proximity.

At the gym, the guineapotamus was wildin as soon as Ricky walked in. WTF over?

guineapotamus by Str8JN June 13, 2025

Catfish Tunalizer

An experimental apparatus that converts raw natural catfish meat into clean, edible, refined tuna. Usually canned for longevity so it can be consumed for nutrients on above and below water adventures.

Sir, if we don’t get the catfish tunalizer back online, everyone in the sub we made out of an old glycol absorber is going to starve.

Catfish Tunalizer by Str8JN June 10, 2025