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gidey

She works as a Gidey
by romanholidey April 10, 2022
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Chin-Guido

A Chinese male who dresses in designer clothes, gels his hair, lives in the gym, short tempered, and fist pumps at the clubs.

This can also apply to Chinese females. A Chin-guidette.
Yo man, you see that fist pumpin' Chin-Guido over there rappin' to your girl?
by Panada Express March 22, 2010
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The Guido Diet

A meal consisting of garlic bread with a side of marinara sauce. for desert, four kit kats. very healthy meal
Michael: "Dude what should I buy for lunch?!"

Sal: "You should go with the guido diet. It's always good if you don't know what to buy."

Michael: "Your right. But I think the guido diet is always good!"
by mjb15 January 23, 2011
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Slide & Glide

When you're trying to sleep with a easy hoe & get high at the same time. roll a blunt while she gives him head then smoke it while fucking.
Female: So what'chu trying to do?
Brody: sh*t bitch, im trying to Slide & glide.
Female: well spark it up & get in these thangs.
by Zeebie July 17, 2011
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The Gideon

Similar to the donkey punch. Except you hit her in the back of the head with the hotel Bible.
I was doing this chick from behind, reached over to the nightstand for the hotel Bible, and smacked her with The Gideon.
by Mantis781 September 11, 2012
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underground guidance counselor

When you a student in high school handout free condoms and possibly literature about safe sex. However the expense is actually being paid by the guidance counsel office (who would get in trouble if they were to hand out free condoms and possibly literature on lgbtttq safe sex).
“I was a underground guidance counselor in high school” said Shelby.
“WTF is that??” asked toriah .
“In high school I would be provided condoms and safe sex pamphlets from the actual guidance counselors in my high school who were scared , that parents would call the school. I would hand the condoms out every Tuesday, and be known as a underground guidance counselor “.
by Sprite28 November 4, 2018
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