goober

Another name for Mike

Mike: "Yo!"
Karie: "you are such a goober"

by Dally January 25, 2005

goober

a term for Haitian people that isn't usually said with good intentions.

"He's such a goober. He can't even match when he wears black and white."

by KK From Around the Way May 14, 2005

Goofy Goober

Someone who is a complete spacktard

Look at these goofy goobers

by vegyburger November 17, 2016

goob

A penis. Variant "glooblature" refers to a small penis.

Chism's goob is small.

by Zorobabel May 4, 2006

Goob

the smell of burning hair

"oh man who smells like goob!?"
"i just burnt my hair, now it smells of goob in here"

by the skinny pimp June 23, 2008

Goober

Goober, also known as known goobie, slang for a vagina.

Ew, she's such a goobie head.
My goober hurts.

by FilthyWeeaboo December 10, 2016

goober

batty boy.

I am goober the batty boy.

by Little miss btchy May 18, 2004