gnarly nardi

sticking your tongue all the way up a guys ass who just ate 100 plus chicken wings. Then after that making out with that mans mother.

George: that guys a psycho...
Herry: how come?
George: he gave nathan and his mom a gnarly nardi...

by chee cha choo choi March 6, 2009

gnarly

Super awsome, most dank, sexy,make you want to kill a goat with your feet crazy. On the offical "Fonzie Coolomatic Cool Rating Machince" the Fonzie macine rates your from -10 Fonzie's or simply put 10 Chachi Arcola's. And goes all the way to 10 Fonzie's. Gnarly means at least 15 fonzies, putting the "Fonzie meter" into the red and is know as Uber Fonzie.

Timothy S. Rathbun: "Dude did you go to the party last night?"
Brian L Strunck: "Yeah and guess who showed up and 5 mins later the cops came?"
Timothy S Rathbun: "Had to be Amy Spencer, the most gnarly chick in the L.H."
Brian L Strunck: "Right on Maverick."

by Tim Strunck, Dark Lord of the Sith October 11, 2006

gnarley

same as crazy. this term can be used in a good or bad way. Often used by skaters or surfers.

gnarley events: skateboarding competition (good way).
hurricane devestates town (bad way).
Family takes week vacation in cabo san lucas. (good way)
Gang activity ravels neighborhood. (Bad way)

by y.j. August 18, 2007

gnarf

from the movie Lady in the Water- a sea nymph.

story is a weird name, and she's the queen gnarf

by [\]()3l_^/\l1 July 24, 2006

Gnard

Noun. An uncircumcised penis. The "G" is indeed silent when pronouncing this ugly word. Not to be confused with a "nard" which is some kind of weird cracker slang for testicle.

A Gnard is most likely the kind of uncircumcised penis that takes you by surprise, either on a nice American boy whom you would never suspect, or a man you've been with 6 months to a year and never realized he had a little extra downstairs.

"I fear the penis of a French man--they are likely to have a gnard."

by yallahhabibineeknay August 7, 2009

gnarly

Extremely beautiful; heaven-like. Slang word used most often by surfers to describe the weather and beach conditions; or to describe a wave.

The surf was gnarly on Satty.
I caught a gnarly in the arvo.

by Daniel April 29, 2003

Gnarlzilla

The Mayor of Gnarlesville. The person in your crew that is always taking the biggest risk or doing the sickest stunt.

Garvey G'nar wrestled a shark yesterday at Blacks. He's such a Gnarlzilla.

by Tempboogie August 28, 2006