Maine Garden Gnome

When you shove a garden gnome in your girlfriend's vagina without her knowing, and leave it there. You then proceed to tie her up, and force her to watch the Travelocity commercials with the talking garden gnome until you're done laughing.

I totally gave my girlfriend the Maine Garden Gnome lastnight.

by Derek Maritime December 13, 2010

Garden Club

A neighborhood club in which many wives or husbands meet to talk about the affairs they've experienced with their lovers. Usually in suburban areas where people have nothing better to do.

"Hey, did you hear about Brad and his affair with Jenna? Steve told me in garden club."

by TheRadioCrackHead March 15, 2010

The Garden

gahr-dn noun
1. a plot of ground, usually near a house, where flowers, shrubs, vegetables, fruits, or herbs are cultivated.
2. a move when during sexual intercourse with three people one partner sticks a hand in the girls vagina and another partner in her ass, and a high five is initiated in between.

X: Dude that was so hardcore last night.
Y: Yeah we gardened that girl so hard she's in the hospital and had to get stiches.
X: SHITTTT! I don't even think the Garden is legal in Texas.

by Jesus599 March 24, 2010

Up Hill Gardener

Paul Freeman

Paul Freeman was shoveling shit uphill on Friday in the Duke car park.

by Sharmane Ultra November 28, 2003

gardenscape

A landscape that contains lots of greenery, usually located in somewhere urban like an office building or an airport.

I went to the airport today and saw that they added a few gardenscapes, it really made me feel more at home.

by Ricardo Fromage January 27, 2011

Garden

Where your mom grows her azaleas!!!

Hey asshole, my dog just took a shit in your garden!!!

by SealingPhan April 19, 2009

Gard

The norwegian term "Gard", is another form of the word "Andreas", which means "Man with a small penis".

Omg, honey, look at our kids tools, I'm afraid it might be a Gard...

by Ekac820 April 10, 2008